for muses who wonβt get out of bed
mix of fluff, crack, and angst
possible triggers: depression
β rise and shine, sweetie! β
β come on! the sun is out! β
β donβt make me bring out the tickle monster! β
β come on, we have stuff to do today. β
β you are the laziest person i know. β
β if you arenβt up in the next thirty seconds iβm pouring ice water on your head. β
β what are you gonna do when you have to pee? β
β you slept through your alarm again. β
β come on, iβm already dressed! β
β no. iβm not coming back to bed. youβre getting up. β
β you already used all your sick days. β
β fiveβ¦ fourβ¦ threeβ¦ twoβ¦ donβt make me get to one. β
β five more minutes. thatβs it. β
β you said βfive more minutesβ an hour ago. β
β are you feeling okay? β
β how long have you been laying there? β
β come on, [name]. itβs been over a day. β
β heyβ¦ can you hear me? β
β [name], come on. this isnβt funny. β
β if you donβt answer me, iβm calling someone. β
β itβs summer vacation! β
β five more minutesβ¦ β
β but itβs so warmβ¦ β
β please, please just leave me alone. β
β why canβt you just let me rot in peace?! β
β leave me alone to die.Β β
β no. iβm too sad. β
β i donβt feel good. β
β why donβt you join me? β
β come on. come back to bed. β
β no. i told you iβm not going. β
β can you leave the room first? iβm literally naked. β
β i already called off work. β
[pour] to pour cold water on them
[feet] to tickle their feet
[horn] to scare them with an air horn
[breakfast] to bring them breakfast in bed
[curtain] to open the curtains, bringing light into the room
[shove] to shove them off the bed
[water] to put their hand in warm water while theyβre asleep
[ankles] to grab them by their ankles and yank them out of bed
[sheets] to pull off their sheets/blanket
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