remember me, for centuries

Thanking you? Yeah right. But I’ll take your half-assed compliment.

That's all you're gonna get from me so enjoy it.

Enough for Steve Jobs to still be one of the richest men alive. Which is saying a lot. 

Considering he's dead, I'm not sure it says that much..

Am I making you blush yet? 

Stuff a sock in it, Dalton.

We were. I accidentally implied you were fat? Ring a bell?

Yeah, that was right before you said I was hot, right? I'm with you now.

Yes. Yes, I am.

I only share with people that are nice to me. Like, ass kissing wouldn't kill you.

Yeah, they are. I’m convinced that they’ll keep making iPhones until the end of the time.

How much more shit can they come up with?

Weren’t we talking about your phone? I liked that conversation much better.

Were we? I can't seem to remember..

How about no?  Just take the compliment; cause it’s true. 

Alright, alright, whatever you say.

I don’t know. They do have some pretty phones now, of course its windows 8 so that’s lame.

What about Android?

Nope. You get no credit at all. Inebriated or not.

You are so mean.

Yes, actually. It’s the honesty that makes people like me.

Huh, would've never guessed.