I Love Amy Santiago

My bills:

you know what this is? growth.

jake walks into the precinct from the lift, towards his desk where amy is with a brochure

amy brings up this amazing bi cop organization and jakes like “oh cool! did you tell rosa about it?” and shes like “yes but she turned me down :( so i decided to see if you’re interested”

jake is like “well that organization sounds hecka dope, but why would you think i’d be interested?” and amy makes this confused face and goes “because you’re… bi”

he gets flustered 

naturally

and is like “whaaaaaaaaaat?! i’m not bi, i’m just an amazingly cool ally who like, completely respects my boundaries as a-”

cut to montage of jake and many suggestive interactions he’s had w men throughout his life, one of which he makes out with a dude while drunk

cut back to jake, looking like he’s stumbled upon a revelation

“holy sh*t”