Likes to shout at video games

And then I pulled out my gun!

To paraphrase my favourite Undertale quote, I find difficulty in interesting places.

Another day, another desperate attempt to wriggle out of a difficult situation entirely of my own making

Move over Gooch, let Hijiyama show you what game really is

Hope you're ready to scrap!

Hmmm you're wearing fatigues but the dress-code is Coalition Exosuit

Purplemania is running wild

If you demand a challenge for long enough, the universe will deliver

What if the you that isn't you but is kinda you, wasn't actually you but the you of someone who is technically you. But like not. But also yeah. Maybe.

He can't clear out Mudraptor nests if he's lost at sea!

Everything here is great but there needs to be more

Our submarine is also heralded by a diegetic theme track

We're definitely not out of twists yet!

I guess we are Fools, for not demanding payment up-front.

The Aphotic Plateau awaits!

There goes his day....

The irony of this moment is lost on neither myself nor the delightful people watching.