Steph

Nigga done stole his bass drop

oh man this is one for the books. this what reparations look like

this is reverse racism

lmao

Not buying sweats cause you don’t wanna be poking out all day

When a child wants to hug you and you aren’t tryna poke them in the eye

I’m crying in the middle of class 😂😂😂😂😂😂never thought about that.

*Having to buy mostly briefs cause boxers let it slip out the hole and never wants to stay in place*

This is eye opening. Guys, stop dicking around and realize you’re fine the way you are.

Waking up and tryna sneak past your mom’s room cause you don’t want her to see ya morning wood stretching out ya underwear

this post is hilarious 

lmfao im so weak

Constantly shifting your dick to the left or right side of your jeans to avoid creating a bulge

-sigh- y'all laughing but it’s really a struggle

Like I use to be so insecure about this shit. I would wear the spandex shorts in high school, so when I got a random hard on the print was less obvious(so I thought) and I’d have this big ass stick on my left thigh. Fml, I’m having flashbacks

I still wear a pair of shorts under everything usually so my print isn’t so obvious and because ball is life 😂😂😂😓

😅😅😅nigga! I have a pair of briefs, and spandex, jogging shorts, with loose ass jeans out. They will never know! 😂😂😂😂😞

Tryna hide my shit like its a gov’t secret 😂 concealing weapons of mass destruction. They be thinking we just some average nig til we draw Excalibur from the stone on em real quick 😂😂😂 always keep em guessing

😅😅😅😅😅I’m weak!!! Yes!! They think they just gettin some ole regular Tyrone Dick. Mr. Marcus is here lmaooooo

Finna rearrange them organs real quick 😂😂😂 you might need some Tylenol and an ice pack in the morning

😩😩😩😩 I never thought I was any good until someone blew my phone to say that they couldn’t get out of bed because they hurt so bad. I felt bad until she called me over for another round. I guess she love the pain?? 😅😅

alright now 👀👀

👀😳😕

y'all are blessings never forget that

I would believe that if I weren’t a single man lol

lol well that’s a whole other conversation

Tooouuuccchhheee

I know I’m late but having to decide between just waiting out the morning wood or risking it all at the toilet with the long shot pee Smh

This was Def me this morning. Or when your emergency piss comes in the middle of the night and you bang your dick on every surface trying to find the lights, and the door, and the toilet. Lmao

Lmao man that’s like half the reason I sleep with the tv on

😳yo I have legit never fuckin thought of that…..

I be tryna stay one step ahead of my penis these days. He be tryna get me fucked up

He will have you walking with a limp for reasons other than ones we want lol

im mad he said hiding it like a government secret😂😂😂

But there’s truth in that!! Lmao

This whole post has me dying 😭😭😭😭 y'all evil for trying to rearrange our organs .. That shit be hitting the morning after .

this gifset is legendary

Forever rebloggin….

My favorite gifset on tumblr

Man I’m crying

😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

But is that Lil Duval tho???

Yeah, lil duval been with T.I. since 2001

I had no idea ^^^^^^

Duval been doing shit for a minute

Lol I do this dance at all parties Idc

Ima reblog this again because it’s really important

Go best friend

Damn this hit me hard , I needed this talk as a little girl. s/o to her mom for destroying the self hate in such a great way

This shit almost made me cry lol

Love this

You know I always think about how I’m gonna address this problem with my kids especially my daughters. I know if someone sat me down and told me things like that at that age it would had spared me so much trouble. The way she handled it was perfect especially because its not the easiest talk to have. I love this ❤

Crying cuz it’s unbelievable we have to tell our kids this and at such a young age they are perceptive of anti-Blackness

I’ve reblogged this before and I will probably continue to reblog it every time I see it. This woman is such a good mommy. Not only did she explain to her daughter in clear and digestible way why she was beautiful and worthy but she smashed down the tantrum without talking over her daughter. She gave her the opportunity to speak in a way that made her feel respected and responded in kind. Her daughter left this conversation with her self esteem intact and a whole new take on how she feels about her skin. Good job, mommy.

Jesus Christ, I teared up. What an amazing mother, she even got her to realize her friend was brown and beautiful too.

it hits home how hard we have to work for our little girls to know they're’re beautiful because the media doesn't do it for us, visual representation is everything. paint every cartoon black, every princess black if you have to, let them know they’re amazing and important. 

White people don’t go through this, and they think racism, the whole system, is something you can just get over. “Oh don’t hate white ppl that’s bad” but bitch my daughter hates herself because of you fuck outta here

i fucken loved this

i cried I cant even lie to you!

Yes good job to mommy! Thank you! This is so important!

Genius

this shit dope 

Perfect.

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