meep

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

whatever. go my scallops

last night I had the experience of "referencing a tumblr post that you think is widely known but turns out to not be as widely known as you thought it was" last night and it was this post. whatever. go my scallops

Ever since i started wearing sunscreen i have been able to control energy fields But it only works when im on the train and i have to stay perfectly still

when you see a Good post, you can say "HEEHO" when the post is Bad, the post is "wawoo"

Wawoo

shut the fuck up 

I'm waiting for him to explain to me how his newfound love of drag allowed him to prove I killed my business partner

These goots need some boots