A DECEPTION. *

aight hello fams this is dumbakin skyfucker

he’s missing a lot of memories LMFAO

so basically i have mr vader set right before a new hope so he has no idea who the hell his kids are or that they exist 

he’s fucking scary fam LMAO

like vader couldn’t ever really reach his full potential in terms of his force abilities because of the fact that he was a burnt piece of bacon in a suit

 but now that he’s back he’s here in the body of his 24 yr old jedi self so he's gonna be wilding :/

basically has no idea wtf is going on, set up camp with some imperial officers who also returned (cough cough wcs) after killing a few of them to prove that he’s darth vader

now just waiting for mr. palp to show up and give him orders bc vader never really does things on his own and he’s ???

he’s gonna think the first order and resistance are p*nk ass knock-offs of his Empire and the rebellion once he comes across them

HE HAS SITH EYES !!! basically looks and has the same mannerisms as anakin on mustafar did during rots

anyway with his kids around + pads + a lack of palpatine i’m sure vader won’t last for too long and his memories will all come flashing back eventually

especially bc the vader suit was a constant source of agony for him that he then converted into a need for revenge and fuel for the evil shit he did but now that’s gone so lmao