should have been a preacher

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

I used to think this and then I got older and I realized that all of the friends who thought I was the crazy woke friend were actually kind of losers, and that I needed to change my environment

fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter 🤦‍♀️

honestly i get why elizabeth holmes is convinced she got martyred because you have to think about it from her perspective, literally the entire valley runs on guys just running their mouths until another guy buys them out and turns their scamup into a data services provider and then eventually that guy sells it to jeff bezos, why couldn't it happen for her too? oh suddenly the medical establishment is too good for a para industry of scam bespoke home lab testing that tells you nothing validated? suddenly everyone has not been caping for the mormon dna race science or the gut microbiome fascists or the psychiatry fandom spit testing? it's so much worse to give your blood to a blonde woman recreationally? vengeance for her & anna delvey.

(no drinks in) who wants me

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

Domming a guy i hate and convincing him good puppies like to be named Hubert then getting his name legally changed to Hubert then ghosting him

Girl who wants to get instant lossed so she starts picking fights with every woman she meets but they all just beat the shit out of her and don’t have sex with her afterwards. They don’t even beat her in a sexual way.