Fraternal Order of the Flaming Colon

To everyone’s delight, Apple announced on Monday that it will be adding more options for people of color to their Emoji set. Along with this widened array, Tim Cook and the rest of the Apple design team addressed an even more serious problem: the lack of representation of different colors and consistencies of Emoji poops. Since Emoji’s inception, the only fecal representation available was the classic “Brown Happy Dump:” Which, of course, presents a limited range for those whose turds don’t look like this. The public has been particularly vocal about Apple’s inclusivity issues on social media: Thankfully, Apple is introducing a full line of different craps to better represent its more diverse users. Above Average was able to get an exclusive preview of the new poopies below: Different-Colored Poops Nutty Poop The Pepto Poop I Ate Beets Poop The “Dippin Dots” Dump Classic Diarrhea The Poop So Perfect You Want To Tell Everyone Siamese Shits Baby Poop The Surprise Squirt Big Poop Check out more emoji art here!