Welcome to my Twisted Womb

Got stuck in a time loop for three months and straight up didn't notice due to the Sisyphean nature of my daily life

putting "live laugh love" and "home" signs in my MURDER MAZE DUNGEON to make my MURDER MAZE VICTIMS feel more at ease

i think if you wanted to eat white chocolate you could just eat candle wax instead and not even notice the difference

im left with so many questions. does she not use yeast? if her definition of “plant based diet” is so literal that it doesnt include mushrooms, does it also not include salt? does she not eat fermented food because bacteria arent plants? why does she not eat fungi? clearly its not an issue of taste, she praises the taste here. does she think theyre unhealthy somehow? does she have moral objections to eating fungus? i would like to interview her

lets start using makeup and clothes to look worse

we’re really feeling this today. glad i dont hve to explain