Sarcasm in heels

when susan sontag wrote “I must change my life so that I can live it, not wait for it”

What we need to do is convince all the disney adults in america that high speed rail would be a preferable way of getting to disneyworld compared to driving or flying. We could maybe harness their fondness for the monorail or something, but this is a group of people that has time, income, and passion that we could leverage. If we could direct 5% of the enthusiasm they have for limited edition popcorn buckets into calling their representatives and demanding high-speed interstate rail, we could get it by 2030

can y’all believe that fall out boy said “and one day we'll get nostalgic for disaster” and then said “i love you in the same way there's chapel in a hospital” and they’re in the same verse.

Stress having physical effects is so stupid your body's just like "you've been having a real shit time and I'm about to make it worse" I hope you die I hope we both die

can y’all believe that fall out boy said “and one day we'll get nostalgic for disaster” and then said “i love you in the same way there's chapel in a hospital” and they’re in the same verse.

That cat is absolutely an orphan-generating coal baron. The mustache and top-hat are there in spirit, if not actually.

im so ready for the next phase of my life

we were so right when we invented the concept of friendship bracelets and wedding bands and the like. just matchy stuff in general. to feel this piece of jewelry on your skin and to fidget with it, a physical reminder of your connection with this other person who’s so important to you. to know they’re also wearing the other half of the pair, or group of 3 or more, because they love you too…

Me want to write. Me don't want to type. Me want scene in head implanted into word document.

ohh you misheard! im a paranormal INSTIGATOR. im here to CAUSE hauntings lol