The Show Must Go On

*punches you in the face*

*dips and kisses you*

*hands you an ice cream cone*

*pokes your cheek*

*turns off the lights*

*spills coffee on your lap*

*throws ball at you*

*hands you a bouquet of flowers*

*drops a sandwich in your lap*

*boops your nose*

*hands you a kitten*

*hits you over the head with a book*

*pats your head*

*runs right into you*

*hands you a puppy*

*pours a bucket of water on the floor*

*slams door in your face*

*hands you a gun*

*tosses video game controller at you*

*puts tiara on your head*

*splashes water on your face*

*throws glitter on you*

*hands you a hamster*

*pushes you into a lake*

*ties a bowtie in your hair*

*pushes you against the wall*

*offers you a doughnut*

*puts hand over your mouth*

*smacks you with a shoe*

"Who could ever learn to love a beast?"

"Here's where she meets Prince Charming, but she won't discover that it's him 'til Chapter Three!"

"Do you think I'm odd?"

"What are you staring at!?"

"I was trying to be hospitable."

"Well there's the usual things: flowers, chocolates, promises you don't intend to keep..."

"This is yet another example of the late neoclassic Baroque period. And, as I always say, 'If it's not Baroque, don't fix it!'"

"This is the day your dreams come true."

"What do you know about my dreams?"

"You can't stay in there forever!"

"Fine! Then go ahead and starve!"

"Aargh! That hurts!"

"If you'd hold still, it wouldn't hurt as much!"

"If you hadn't run away, this wouldn't have happened."

"If you hadn't have frightened me, I wouldn't have run away!"

"You should learn to control your temper."

"We don't like what we don't understand, in fact it scares us."

"Don't talk like that."

"Everything's going to be fine, you'll see."

"Doesn't anybody stay in one place anymore?"

"But we just can't stay together, don't you feel it too?"

"Still I'm glad for what we had, and how I once loved you"

"Sometimes I wonder if I'm ever gonna make it home again"

"I really need someone to talk to, and nobody else knows how to comfort me tonight"

"I won't be happy till I see you alone again"

"You've got to get up every morning with a smile on your face"

"Show the world all the love in your heart"

"Maybe love can end the madness"

"You just call out my name and you know wherever I am, I'll come running to see you again"

"You've got a friend"

"Keep your head together"

"Ain't it good to know that you've got a friend?"

"I only want to be with you"

"And I would go to the ends of the earth, 'Cause, darling, to me that's what you're worth"

"Where you lead, I will follow, anywhere that you tell me to"

"If anyone could keep me happy, you're the one who can"

"Tonight you're mine completely"

"You give your love so sweetly"

"I'd like to know that your love, is love I can be sure of, so tell me now and I won't ask again"

"Will you still love me tomorrow?"

"You can't talk to a man, when he don't want to understand"

"My life has been a tapestry of rich and royal hue"

"I used to feel uninspired"

"Before the day I met you, life was so unkind"