retired from sadness, new career in farming

what's a book you read as a teenager that was so magical and personally profound to you it literally changed your life, doesnt matter if the book was actually well written or not. mine's probably the catcher in the rye

whale fall side of tumblr you understand me

normalize hand tattoos for people with boring, normal careers 2023

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

Dracula daily is genuinly making my experience of the story better. I remember the part where Jonathan was locked up in castle Dracula as being short, a small blip at the beginning of the book. This way I can genuinly feel how damn LONG Jonathan was stuck for. I get his fear now

the reason ppl who play league of legends are toxic is the same reason animals get aggressive if they aren’t in sufficiently large enclosures. the game only has one map. they are pacing around the same map for 3 hours straight and then wonder why they have this groundhog dayesque sense of frustration. bitch you’re a neglected zoo animal

if i have to apply on a company site one more time the world will shrivel into a moldy raisin and we will eat through it like ants

I love when baby gays are clearly still unlearning a lot of biases and like every couple of months try to find a progressive reason to explain why men wearing dresses makes them uncomfortable. Like obviously transmisogynistic caricatures are Bad but if it's just a guy irl who wants to do drag or something that's literally fine. This has been a thing longer than you've been alive

Also like I need you all to understand that historically the line between gnc & trans people has always been way less distinctly defined than you want it to be. And for a lot of people that's kind of the point. Drag in particular is about radical self expression it's about taking gender performance and turning it into a literal show and it rules

To the people in my notes talking about "it's okay if gnc men make you uncomfortable as long as you don't police anyone <3" no it's not actually. You need to think about why that is and deconstruct it. Lol

People hacking their lungs out around you and then being like ‘don’t worry it’s not covid’ like girl I don’t want whatever the fuck else it is you’ve got either!!