tobias

@hanboncinnabon - MAWMAW

@wahungry - d1 puma !!!

@popisoluver - pawpaw

@6milesdeep - grandma

@gallatrick - THE OLDEST BROTHER WHO HAS A SHITTY HAIRCUT WEARS SHIRTS THAT ARE TOO SMALL AND HAS A BAND THAT PLAYS NOTHING BUT GARBAGE IN THE GARAGE

@absoluteconfusionanddespair - I'll be labeled Christmas Uncle tho. Married to @nightlyaftertoons , we're the gay uncles tg, and he has to deal with my obsession :3

@steadyduckalpaca-blog1 - … the fish?

@coymixx - middle child that is lwk forgotten sometimes but is really cool

@pete-da-cat - UR AND TYLERS WOKE CAT

@strangedarlinggg - THE COOL GAY COUSIN

@dibsonmitochondria - cool tìo that takes the kids out afterschool to go to concerts and dinners

@nightlyaftertoons - i would love to be the gay uncle with @absoluteconfusionanddespair, literally just imagine us as opposites. i'm very gothic and he's very christmas. <3

@souredhaven - i wanna be the kid that quietly sits in the corner and does arts and crafts. obviously, everything i make is godawful, but the drawings still get hung on the fridge :D

@lethallyunfunny - cousin you only see at family gatherings and the rest of the family never explains why yu can't hang out after

@imsomcoy4 - the lesbian

@macaroni-on-a-sunday - ipad toddler 🥹

@jngmiii - ELOPING TORTOISE

@kittercritter - the ghost of a mysterious ambiguously gendered teenager that lives in the attic that no one can prove is actually there but there’s evidence of it existing every few months

@bootsthecradledownbaby - Coughing baby. *HACK COUGH*

@rikuipikui - a fish in a glass tank that you tap at every now and then

@vamposcs - the cousin that you know too much about bc they post too often on the internet and has a collection of ridiculous stories akin to them going to war // homophobic dog

@cottagecheeselover123 - the talking parrot

@freakissopup - wine aunt family friend

@fluxyou - kid named finger

@denfucker - gay uncle

1. too many ppl have already done it. it isn’t unique and i dont think there would be a way to really make unique (unless they acted it out…? but some1 has done that im pretty sure) a lot of their videos arent stuff people have done and even the ones that are similar still have a twist and i dont think there a way to make one for a fanfic video.

2. the video would be BORING AS FUCK cuz writers are too dedicated to their craft. i even checked wattpad and the small selection just wouldnt be interesting. since theyre isnt any "badly written fanfic" so we couldnt get something like the drew and danny reading fanfic video (which is imo a fanfic reading video done right.) so it would just be them awkwardly reading it and trying to make jokes but they wouldnt land because their source material wouldnt allow it.

the only way i could see a fanfic video is if they or an outside source write it (ie "how to write an effective anthpo fanfiction"). because then they could write it so badly it would be funny and allow themselves to actually make good content that isn’t just awkward.

though i do think at MOST we could get a single bit where they go onto wattpad and search up their names but nothing would probably come up from it.

thank you for coming to my ted talk