no longer active here, most new posts are drafts being cleared out.

that was kind of A Lot im usually much better behaved i promise here have a cucumber sandwich 🍞🥒🍞

hey. listen. i gaf about bernard & i may act all chill and mysterious about it, but let me tell you, tumblr user ghulwayne, i may not own a cuck chair but there is a portrait of a cuck chair in my attic growing ever hornier every time i see tim and bernard on page. absolutely live your truth bc people who dont like bernard are literally a joke and i would never confess to having such weakness in my soul. because...hello… former pain cult member?… are you kidding me. some of you guys are overlooking some insane sadomasochistic gap moe potential. its pride month! are you really a freak or do you only freak when froken to thats the real question

you getting double glazed in a primehood sandwich i said oh im sure