- ̗̀sleepy shibe! ̖́-

“you had guests around! what kind of impression were you trying to make?” oh yeah like you’re considered a GUEST, dan

“it was funny!” [re: pinof tackle] F U N N Y. YEAH. SURE!!!!!!!

“you haven’t seen the things i’ve seen” and thank god we haven’t tbh

“[my monochrome aesthetic] looks quite striking on you, phil!”

“my glasses actually suit you”

“everything is improved with a bit of glitter, dan. even you.”

dan teasing phil about the ripped jeans DDD:

REMINISCING ABOUT THE WHEEL OF MANCHESTER AND THEIR STARBUCKS!!!!!! SOMEONE HOLD ME I’M FRAGILE

“it’s all the same, except your hair is a lot curlier” i’m crying wtf????

“look at him, in his own little world” GOOD. BYE.

“wake me up inside….the hospital” god if that ain’t the mood for this video

“i’m just gonna put my ass in the air and hope for the best”

i have nothing to say but GOD FUCKING BLESS

“top or bottom, phil?” I LITERALLY SPIT OUT MY DRINK

so blessed. so moved. so grateful. can’t believe this is my life. i’m????

did any of us actually ask for this

end me. just end me right now. (how freaking SOFT???)

“meet the new member of the family” i don’t CARE if this is a joke. we literally got to hear dan call them family. where are my tissues??

“it would be a terrible time to bring a dog into OUR LIFE” END. ME.

dan’s laugh when phil is playing with the dog…..HAVE YOU EVER HEARD ANYTHING SO SOFT

we got to hear phil say fuck i guess??

what the fuck is that stage i’m terrified

I WAS RIGHT??? WE’RE GONNA BE ROASTING THEM WITH TRUTH BOMBS WHAT THE FUCK

“we’re gonna talk about funny times in our lives” phil. NO.

we’re. (probably) getting. a phil diss track. AND DAN PLAYING PIANO???? this show is going to kill us all

WE’RE GETTING TOUR VLOGS. I REPEAT. WE ARE GETTING TOUR VLOGS!!!!!