out with lanterns;

Reblogging this on ALL my blogs because holy shit is it useful

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

Why is it called a comfort ship when i want to inflict blunt force trauma on both of them

the real answer to almost every "does [identity A] belong in [identity B] spaces" question is actually just "these spaces are informal social groups and if you're cool you can hang, don't worry about it"

not without those fire exits I'm not. have fun in your death trap, ladies

when the allegedly cishet neurotypical relative hits you with the "well i think everyones a little bit on the spectrum" "its normal to think about kissing your girl friends sometimes" "sure i've never felt like a woman but i can't change what i am." and you have to suddenly carefully evaluate whether theyre just being dismissive or if you've unlocked some very interesting potential information about your grandmother.

ever since i was a little girl i knew i was doomed to take things too seriously and think about them forever

every time i remember that photo of the little inuk girl with her puppy i engage in inconsolable hysterics

Comfy even

When I am president, I will abolish. There will no longer be any.

You have my

🫡 Thank you for your