Hell in a miniskirt

brb gonna try this with Alien Isolation

i would pay real money to hear markiplier do this

"What we got ‘ere is a Pyramid Head! Now, some people say he’s a representation of all of our repressed guilt and torment. I say you’d be pretty cheesed if you had to wear a big, heavy helmet on your head all day every day, mate."

if u wanna date me I hope u like excessive swearing and long talks about feminism

Consider: A Silent Hill AU where the town itself is a true fae, and the main characters are changelings.

Then have fun dealing with their rage all night. Try to keep it down. And don’t talk to me at four am when your friend slits his wrists and you have to drive him to the hospital. I tried to help. Not my patient, not my problem.

"It is NOT a love triangle." He growled at his knees. "I don’t love Peter and he doesn’t love me. If he did, he wouldn’t treat me like this." He thrashed his head furiously. "Aahh, fuck him for doing this to me! This whole thing is his fault; he’s given me no choice! He won’t let go!" He sobbed despairingly. " I hate him for doing this to me… This isn’t how you treat people you love…."

"He still cares about you. He's got a fucked up way of showing it, but he does." Oh god, he's crying. Legit crying. She reaches out, trying to catch his hands. "There's always a choice, Vincent. I-- look, I care about you too, alright? I know I'm absolute shit at showing it, but I do." Deep breath. Heavy sigh. "Kaufmann tried to foist some drugs onto me. Sedatives. For the both of you. Thinks I'm your dealer or something now, I guess. But if you want, you can go to him-- might help you through the night, anyways."

No, they’re not my friends. And it would appear to be between drugging them and watching them self destruct some more.

"Everything I do hurts me or someone else. No matter how hard I try, the people I love never love me back. Even you- Especially you can only see me when I’m bleeding."

"'s not true..." She mumbles. "Just-- I don't know how to deal with you, half the time. It's like-- you're really sweet, and really cute, but I know I can't solve your problems. Hell, I'll probably make them worse. And Peter--" She groans, shaking her head. "Fuck love triangles, man."

Phenergan is an antiemetic, slash anti nausea, slash antihistamine with sedative and antipsychotic properties. It’s sometimes used to treat insomnia but it’s not an opiate like morphine. I’ve never heard of anyone getting addicted to it. Give your inconsolable friends this, tell them to sleep on it and they’ll both be better, if not very embarrassed tomorrow. At least that’s the idea. Turn it off and back on again.