Star child.

We sleep together and her goddamn skates are always leaving bruises on my shins. It’s awful.

Babe.

relationship status: (drives through the night while 80s synthpop plays in the background)

i’m am gay?

Name three things.

Me, you, that bench outside our dorm.

You're the difficult one.

I am not difficult

You see.

Name three things.

me as a youtber: Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhats going on youtube Gungeking39 here bringing you another Let’s Play of Ripper vs Dripper

@flowergag people who eat raw almonds and the skin of coconuts probably.

i do that and i still have the motivation of a deflated balloon with a block of cement on it

People really eat the skin of coconuts?