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"Chickens are nature's fruit juice."

- unknown coworker

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"Why are you drinking juice out of a wine glass?" - D

"Because I wanna feel fancy after having a shit day, now leave me to my depression juice." - C

#quotes #drinking juice from a wine glass #bad day

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"A caterpillar is just a worm with dreams."

-- history professor

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“Life is too short; wear funky socks and read banned books.”

— some english teacher (saw my socks and said this without prompt)

#quotes #life is too short #funky socks #banned books

"I am rich in dead memes!"

-- Scott N.

#quotes #ap euro #dead memes

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"I will scream if I touch mayonnaise."

-- Jake B

#quotes #condiments

*touches paint and gasps* JeLlY!

-- Ari N

#quotes #jelly

"We must hear the message from the Apple Gods."

-- Jake B

#quotes

"Dumbo's not scary, it's just racist."

-- Zach S

#quotes #dumbo #disneys dumbo

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For every reblog there is, another day I'll hold off on giving up...I guess...

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*reblogs*

reblogs again*

*reblogs again with a different blog*

*continues reblogging*

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*smashes reblog button*

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"Nothing is binary and everything is gay, you ignorant bitch."

-- @asofterfan

#quotes #honestly though #this is a whole mood

"And you were testicles."

-- Reece O

#quotes

"No one gets the puff now."

-- Charlie B

"Why, 'cause I took a shit?"

-- Reese O

#quotes #puffball

You can’t come in here and violate my dog!

Paige G

"I will go ham on some lasagne."

-- Jessica D

#quotes #lasagne

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"What if the pill bugs are terrified of Spongebob and Patrick?"

-- Mike M

#quotes #pill bug #spongebob #patrick star

"He hibachied his ass."

-- Emily S

#quotes #hibachi #murder

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