I'll lick your floors till they shine

this is real now lmao

...I'm not a sonic fan, I don't have a car in this race, but this is absurd. How is Godzilla even gonna fit in the car?!

she's not

this reply made me laugh harder than any reply I think I've ever gotten

me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me

An early Halloween cartoon for Guardian Books

What I legit thought the punchline was gonna be.

but what if

Anon visits webpages in 2022

fanart of x the everything app

thinking about wind waker again. why did the three goddesses do all that shit

it was preddy funy

"This is getting ridiculous now. Where did you find this contraption? How did you build it? You're not really rolling them straight :/ I'm not sure I like this at all, I don't like the noise. See what's the point! That didn't break with the contraption, so it doesn't coun- I liked that one. That one was neat and clean. It was a clean break. Don't like the noise - she was with chil- you're BEATING the child! It's just sick. It's twisted - HE was with child. Okay. Something about this is... where are these children coming from? Seems unnecessary that they're all pregnant. Just straight beating that Pepsi and their plastic. I don't like this - it's SADISTIC. This is sadistic. I don't - they're SPRITZING me!" *from other video, a man's voice, vaguely sounding like a moan: oooooooooh. oohhhh* lady: "I'm sorry. What was that?" *last bottle falls* (with disappointment) "No."

I need you to mix all the chemicals under your sink to defeat the heartless

saw this amazing post but rbs got turned off so. get funged idiot