You'll Always Be Our Captain, Captain.

scantily is basically the most classic way to be clad

This is iron clad erasure

she is! she’s joining him for the equestrian events because, and I am quoting her directly, “Snoop is afraid of horses.”

Snoop and Martha taking their rightful places as rulers of the world at Versailles.

the way being employed keeps you from video games and other various activities is so sick. genuinely demonic

“oh just do it when you come home” i am dead. “oh just do it on your days off” i am bearing with getting reanimated. after being dead throughout the week.

there's no greater betrayal than finally starting to read a book you've had sitting for months on your shelf or your desk or your nightstand and then finding out it's bad. like. i gave you a fucking home.

‘what are you planning to do with your degree?’ maybe jerk off for a few years i dont know

Forever love having on-recorded-media the moment Tom Hardy realized his inside thoughts became outside thoughts and did so ON CAMERA.