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rb this post if you’re a nsfw blog who’s trans/nb friendly!!

I think the biggest mistake i’ve made in my life was becoming ugly. Just an all around bad move.

i feel like ikea turns me into a different person. i walk into the swedish furniture jail and suddenly i’m a 29 year old pinterest mom who owns 6546 minimalist storage bins and names her daughter parsley

A conservative dress with children of your own race. SO progressive!

…. do you need something, or?

Yes, I need to tell you that you have been manipulated by this site I used to spend my entire youth on. I used to be just like you but life made me mature and I realize now how brainwashed I was. This site is poison, and I sincerely and absolutely mean that. You were here since 2012? I was since 2009. Please, wake up, I beg you. Please stop being misled by all these labels and infighting and utopian ideals, it’s not worth it. Stop living life for cheap pleasure. Seeing innocent people be led to chaos like this makes me cry. It really does. i wish you the best.

what in the god damn hell are you talking about……. this was a post about ikea

That escalated immediately

This user will not forgive the Salvation Army for killing Jennifer Gale.

i can’t believe i predicted isabelle being in smash and isabelle said fuck work with one comic

“put some socks on you faggot” is literally the funniest thing a man has ever yelled at me from his car

harrassed on the street for having the audacity to opt for a sockless sandal look by a straight man at 2:35pm

(british lady from hitman voice) Elon Musk eliminated. Good job, 47. Your next target, Jeff Bezos.

I’m making flan for the first time and I’m so scared it’s going to turn out bad

there should be a german word for that ambiguous fear of trying a new recipe and not knowing how it will end

The only word close to that right now is stress

not specific enough. we should invent a word. let’s see what should we use as a root. hmm i suggest the prefix -noia from paranoia 

Sounds good but what would the suffix be?

Oh my god you are the smartest person I know

dispiriting, honestly 

Reblogging for other diasporic and expat folk. Especially non-caucasian diasporic and expat folk. Some things change when you shift countries. Keep the changes in mind.

Fucking a cutie in front of their friends and then asking if they all want a turn.

@ass-warship sounds like all us Mommies need to take turns fucking you and having you rim us until you’re completely worn out and pliant when one of us decides to ride you, telling you not to dare cumming until we’ve all had a turn. ❤️ Agender Mommy

[B]lease

This is frightful