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How To Write Longer Fics: A Tumblr Post
AKA âthe guide to writing longer fics that doesn't just assume you're a fucking idiotâÂ
The Problem: You, a writer of short fics, worry that you are Bad At Writing because you have yet to write anything over [insert-number-here] words in a single fic. This is exacerbated by much of fandom (general) also assuming this to be true even though they donât fucking know either way.Â
The Solution Offered Herein: I will assume that you know How To Write and the sole issue is that you canât seem to write fics longer than about (arbitrary number choice follows) 2000 words. I shall instill confidence in you and make longfics seem less intimidating because frankly they donât deserve to be.Â
So, You Were Given Some Useless Patronising Tips
Probably, in your journey of self-reproach, you have sought out tips on How To Write Longer Fics. This was a good idea, donât feel bad about it! But you may have found that the tips you got were not very useful, because they assumed you were a complete noob and that the reason for your generally low wordcounts is the classic noob mistake of massively underwriting the story. So youâll get told to âadd feelingsâ or âmake the characters reflect on eventsâ or âdescribe every single thing in the story in detailâ (that one is terrible advice btw, well done for not following it).
But âMake the characters reflect on eventsâ is actually halfway to the answer, it just has it the wrong way round. Your short oneshots probably consist largely of that already, the problem is that there are not many events for them to react to.Â
This is the secret that longfic writers have kept from you because they didnât know it either! You Just Need More Scenes! The chances are that the scenes you do write are good, you just donât have enough of them to get above 2000 words because you have correctly realised that the story you are telling should be about that length.Â
So what you - and I - need is to find a fic idea that needs to have a lot of scenes in it. All those âha ha I need to write 70k words of context for The One Scene I thought of!â jokes confuse you because youâve got good at working out how much context the story needs and working out how to fit that into The One Scene. I have come to think of this as expanding the story inwards, and the people making the joke are used to expanding outwards. They try to work out how to fit that scene into the story, you try to work out how to fit the story into the scene. Both are valid approaches to writing, but switching between these modes can be tricky and you need to know that you need to do it in the first place. Which you donât or you wouldnât be reading this post.
Thereâs a shift in mindset needed here. If you want to get this longer fic idea to stay long and become longer you will have to limit your learned instinct to reject extra scenes as soon as you think of them because you know thereâs a way to get the same information into The One Scene itself. But what we want for this experiment is to aim for more scenes, so jot down those ideas when they come. What scenes would you put into this story if you werenât concerned about the relevance and utility of them? (You are going to be concerned about this, but not yet.) What extensions to The One Scene suggest themselves? What happened before it and what happened after, and how would you tell us this if you were not allowed to put that information into The One Scene itself?Â
You must allow yourself to expand outwards from the very first step. Later you can start merging scene ideas to stop them feeling too thin and discarding ones that donât work, but when youâre getting started just brainstorm until you have a list of ideas to work with.Â
The Advice They Give To Overwriters
It may surprise you to know that while fandom discussion is full of people asking how to write more words, advice for people aiming to publish a novel is more concerned with cutting wordcounts that have gone well over standard publication limits (70-100k words, to generalise). Telling those people to cut a few words from every sentence is not going to help them, they need to be removing entire characters and subplots.
âSub-whats?â you say. Yes, thatâs the key to all this. Subplots add more scenes, as does including more characters because then you have to tell those stories as well. I would bet cash money that youâve read a longfic with a pointless subplot or two that you just skipped past because you didnât care. To get the wordcounts really high youâll need things happening alongside the main story, and I will trust that you know those should tie into the main plot and not be mere distractions from it.Â
Overwriting in the sense of using far too many words also gets targeted in such discussions, because - shock! - it is generally considered best to use as many words as the story needs and not just add extra ones for the hell of it or because you donât know how to say things concisely. The problem with âtoo many wordsâ (not to be confused with good prose thatâs just wordy) is that words without purpose will pile up and distract the reader from the important stuff in the story and also risks tiring them out on pointless nothingness when you want them to keep going while you feed them the good stuff.Â
But good news! You probably donât need to worry about that! If you can tell a whole story in 2000 words or less it is very unlikely that you donât understand the importance of staying focussed on the stuff that matters. Remember when someone told you âdescribe everythingâ and you thought (again, I would bet money on this) âbut most of these things donât matter to the story, itâd just be annoyingâ? You were right. Some things in a story deserve your words and some do not, as you already know.Â
The Best Plots For Moar Words
So you need a plot, and optionally some subplots if youâre aiming for the very high numbers. The easiest thing to start with is a plot that requires a lot of words, which for me tend to be stories where some amount of unskippable time has to pass between Events before the Conclusion can be reached. You have, most likely, thought of such a plot at some point and instantly discarded it because you âcanât write longfics.âÂ
But consider: you recognised that as a plot that would need a lot of words. So you know what to look for. Which means you can find another one even if it takes a bit of thinking outside your usual boxes to get it. Stop telling yourself you canât write those stories and at the very least write the idea down. Have a think about how you could fit it into a number of words you feel comfortable with. It doesnât matter if you get that estimate wrong, this is about removing the mental barrier of self-doubt and by the time you realise you over- or underestimated by even something huge like 20k words you already have a good chunk of the story written and now you might as well finish it because you know writing this is not as hard as you once feared.
Fanfic plots that lend themselves to this kind of expansion and forced slow-down include: children/pregnancy; slow burn romance; arranged marriages (AKA slow burn strangers-to-lovers); AUs that differ significantly from the canon setting and familiar everyday concepts (fantasy and historical AUs, for instance); quests requiring visits to multiple locations; political situations developing over years or decades. Pick one of those that interests you and see what you come up with.Â
The Skills You Already Have
You write shortfic. Letâs assume youâre good at it. This means you are precise, concise, and can spot what aspects of a story to zoom in on. Your lack of descriptive prose (if you worry about that) is likely related to the fact that you know 500 words of description in a 1200 word fic can unbalance it horribly if youâre not extremely careful. You probably do add detail when you know itâs needed, the âproblemâ is that balance issue and that there just isnât much to describe when the storyâs in one location and centred on one character.Â
Youâre already experienced with writing in general, youâve had a chance with those short fics to experiment with POV, tense, style, etc, that people whoâve only written one or two longfics havenât had yet. You donât have problems with padding scenes out and losing focus and youâre good at layering your sentences to make them punchy but packed full. Those may in fact be the very reasons youâve struggled so much trying to turn a 2000 word story into 50,000 word one: you knew that was a 2000 word story so when you tried to add extra words you knew they didnât belong there and you couldnât do it. Well done! The people who complain that they canât write shortfic are going to have to learn to do/not do those things, but you can already do/avoid them! Â
The Hidden Problem: Prose
Okay, hereâs something I struggle with a lot when writing longer stories: the information density will be different. Being used to stuffing sentences full it is hard to adapt to the more drawn-out pace of information that longer fic demands. It can feel like youâre wasting words or writing weaker lines, but the difference is not bad, itâs just a difference. Bluntly, writing 10,000 words the way youâd write 1000 will kill both you and the reader. Youâll burn out after taking forever to write 4000 words and youâll make them miss crucial plot details and character insights. âItâs only AO3, nobody is paying meâ is as true for readers as it is for writers. Nobody is expecting the casual reader to turn in an essay on that metaphor you used or the clever thing you did with wordplay that youâre convinced implied things strongly enough that you didnât need to clarify. For 750 words you can ask them to read that closely. If you demand it for 75,000 youâre deluded and cruel.Â
Youâll have to repeat some information as the distance from the last explanation increases. Youâll occasionally have to risk a thin scene that you need for pacing reasons or to slip in an idea that just wouldnât fit into an existing one. This is fine. But actually fine, not like in the This Is Fine meme. A shaky sentence or two stands out so much less when surrounded by hundreds of others that nobodyâs going to care even if they spot it. I for one struggle especially with accepting that I just cannot aim for particularly lyrical prose at length and in something plot-driven unless I somehow become a genius overnight â thereâs a reason novel-length poems are exceptionally rare.Â
You know how â100k packed full of meaning and subtext, a whole meaty meal!â comments made you wonder WTF longfics those people are reading? Probably the same ones you are but theyâre not expecting the density of a drabble from a novel-length fic. Neither should you, so donât beat yourself up when you find out itâs impossible.Â
In Conclusion
Thereâs a good chance your long fic, or at least your first attempts, will end up substantially shorter than some other peopleâs. Youâre concise, itâs not a bad thing. Itâs actually a good thing, but fandomâs wordcount obsession has fucked up your ability (and theirs) to recognise that. As a general rule a better writer will need fewer words to tell the same story and for the purpose of this post weâll assume that includes you and me đ Even if it doesnât, you probably need the confidence boost of knowing that it could. Your low wordcounts are not a problem to be fixed, you simply want to try writing something longer and youâre gonna leverage your shortfic skills to help you get there.Â
Basically, you're gonna do the same things you always do but with a plot that demands more of it. You will have to spread information (of all kinds) out a bit but you'll also have room to tell the reader more things and to linger a bit on each idea. It'll be hard at first to stop compactifying and fitting everything into a small space, but you can get used to doing it. I cannot promise you 100k words on your first attempt at this (I've never got above 45k and my average longfic is probably around 20k words) but this is the road that should get you there. I would strongly recommend that you outline your chaptered fic before you start properly writing it, so that you don't get lost or write yourself into a corner.
You already know how to write. You are not bad at it and I am not assuming that you are. This is not about writing better, it's about writing more, and thereâs no reason to assume you canât do that.
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Man if I heard that shit while descending upon a strange land with my brethren I'd straight up dig a hole to die in right the and there, fuck the emperor fuck the gods that's a warning straight from the bones of an older evil and whatever is coming is worse than death
I've been working my way through tng but your ds9 posting made me too curious so I went and watched the first episode and.. I'm sorry I couldnt stop laughing at the terrible ADR and siskos over the top acting and the 90s soap opera filter. do those things get better? đ
Your heart is impure. You have been rejected like a transplanted organ.
Aka: sisko acts like that the entire time, avery brooks is a stage actor so his delivery is always unique. its funnier in s1 but settles quickly
Altho if the cheesiness is putting you off it does continue onward. Trek is always like that. Im veryy forgiving of it cuz i am a TOS head and i love theatre acting and "bad" sfx.
I just love siskos weirdness a lot so s1e1 only endears me to him. He is my friend.
The '90s soap opera filter' is a staple of Orb Experiences and will stay for the entire 7 seasons.
Tldr: trek ALWAYS has a weird start. The rest of ds9 does NOT have the energy of s1. It settles around s3 into what most ppl understand as ds9
Iâve been looking into the meaning of Julian Bashirâs middle name, Subatoi, just looking for inspiration about the characterâs heritage to use for fanfiction. Would love to hear other peopleâs thoughts because Iâm not finding much! When you search for it, first it assumes youâre looking for historical Mongolian military commander Subutai, then when you insist on Subatoi every single article is about Julian Subatoi Bashir from Star Trek. Iâve come across the headcanon that itâs his motherâs maiden name, but that still doesnât say anything about the meaning (plus it doesnât seem to be in use as a surname). I found this reddit post that posits Subatoi is a misspelling of Subutai/Subotai which does make some sense. But I also canât find any info on that name being used for literally anyone else. So now Iâm just even more curious as to who came up with that name for Bashir and why they picked itâŚ
I personally subscribe to abovementioned explanation because it's both narratively ironic and also so on brand for Richard Bashir to pick a name from, like a history book, and then misspell it like a dumbass.
Ranking Non-Human DS9 Characters By How Interesting They Would Be If They Were Vampires
Leeta: I think this could be fun but knowing the show it would quickly land in Elvira territory.
Quark: As a rule, I think it's more interesting to consider if characters were vampires the whole time than getting turned mid-show (because getting turned has been played out so many times and there's not much new to do with it). However, Quark is the exception, because if he were a vampire from the beginning it would just be a very obvious metaphor for capitalism, but if he were turned mid-show the comedic potential would be gold. Vampirism is so violent and Quark really hates being up close and personal with violence. Would have a real problem with it until he figured out a way to monetize it. Once he learns some people have a fetish and will pay to be bitten he'll be devastated when Dr. Bashir invents the cure.
Worf: Worf already has deep angst about his capacity for violence that makes him hate fun (according to Let He Who Is Without Sin) and this is just more of that in a fairly boring way. Why he scores higher than Quark is because I'm imagining Worf's human parents adopting a child and finding out he's a vampire and deciding to love and raise him anyway, and I think that's funny. (Vampires aren't stuck at one age here for the purposes of comedy.) And he thinks everything about him is that way because he's a vampire until he meets the others, much like in canon.
Rom: Even funnier than Quark, because of Rom's general affability and dopiness. Unlike Quark, I think he would remain a vampire until the end of the series and it's just kind of a running joke in the background. Quark finds Rom drinking blood less disgusting than Rom drinking root beer.
Jadzia: Vampirism works pretty well with her arc of being a joined Trill- she was recently turned and is still figuring out the rules of engagement and how to balance vampirism and Starfleet. Julian is infatuated with her about it and she isn't interested. Curzon is her sire and still running around and that provides fodder for an interesting dynamic. Is Ezri someone she turns by accident? I'm unclear on that part but I think there's interesting potential, particularly for it to give early seasons Jadzia more to work with. (Later seasons Jadzia doesn't need it as much.)
Garak: Garak was my initial number one because I always want to hit him with more angst. Tain was his sire, but not his biodad, which adds a whole other layer to "admit you're my father," especially if Tain killed his real father. How long has Garak been alive and doing this? When was he turned and what memories does he have of life before? In The Wire, he runs out of his secret source of blood and has to come clean to Bashir about it, who has been trying for a year to figure out if he is a vampire or not without success. Works extremely well with his whole oh-ho-I'm-just-a-simple-tailor whoops actually-I'm-very-dangerous-in-the-dark-don't-mind-the-sharpness-of-my-smile thing. I'm ranking it lower than initially thought though because at the end of the day it's interesting but doesn't change much; works out pretty much the same as in canon.
Kira: Kira has that thing with Kai Opaka about how she worries the Prophets won't forgive her for all the blood she's spilled and just imagine how hard core that scene would be if she drank the blood instead, and violence is a part of her she cannot excise. The Resistance feeding on the Cardassian soldiers they kill is fucking metal. But then what happens when you don't have Cardassians as acceptable targets anymore? What if that's part of what splinter sects like the Kohn Ma were radical about, was who or how they drank from after the withdrawal? Did Cardassians bring vampirism with them or is it a Bajoran thing? What if Starfleet can offer a cure and Kira et al have to decide if they want it? Endless room here. Also offers further fuel to why she is so unable to face her father's death.
Odo: At first I was going to put Odo on the bottom of the list because vampirism is such a physical, primal thing and he's so divorced from his own body's needs and capabilities, and then I realized that's the genius of it. Odo is the stranger in a strange land who doesn't know how his anatomy works or what he's capable of until they find the Founders, who are like surprise, you can do so much more than you realize but you need to drink the blood of solids in order to do it! Drinking blood replaces linking as what the voice of the founders distracts him with during the occupation arc. The fear and disgust the others on the station have when they learn the truth. Makes changelings even that much more untrustworthy and frightening and witch-hunt-worthy. Does Odo become a regular blood drinker? Is it worth it? Or does he commit to always denying himself? How does this affect his ending?
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See, I actually really like the take that alien characters on Deep Space Nine (and also Discovery's first season) have that the Federation are basically like a sort of insidious, outwardly friendly, slow-motion version of the Borg Collective. I absolutely agree that it makes sense for certain outsiders to perceive them that way. But I also think that it's clearly not actually true; Earth is still Earth; Vulcan is still Vulcan; I assume that the other Federation world's would still be recognizably themselves if we had actually enough before-and-after data to compare them. You don't lose your culture just because it's only one of many.
Oh man, can we talk about Mike Eddington and his extreme assholery for a bit?
So the Maquis are sort of selfish, belligerent assholes to begin with. Their entire deal is "we expected the Federation to prosecute a war with Cardassia to complete victory no matter the cost; FUCK your peace treaty and FUCK your border clarification. We're going to deliberately attempt to reignite hostilities in order to get our stolen land back."
It's not a very sympathetic movement except in one respect; "we don't want to live under the fascist boot of the Cardassian Union" is an understandable motivation, something you can easily see men killing, and dying, for. You understand why they're doing what they're doing and to an extent you can root for them a little bit, because who the hell likes the Cardassians?
But then you get Eddington, and with Eddington you get a portrait of a man who hasn't found a reason; he's found an excuse.
Because Eddington is himself a product of the decadence he claims to decry.
Eddington needs the validation of being a righteous, hunted fugitive, persecuted for his ideology by the corrupt, decadent Federation. Because Eddington is dissatisfied with peace, with plenty, with the basic functioning of the Federation as the utopian future it is presented as. The slow boring of hard diplomatic boards seems feckless and weak to him, what people without a strong moral compass do. Eddington wants the galaxy to be on fire so he can hurl himself into that conflagration with reckless abandon, proving he's right.
This is only a mindset that can grow up among people who have never known the turmoil of actually unsettled times, the sort of man who thinks "hard times make strong men, strong men make good times, good times make weak men, weak men make hard times" is a trenchant political insight. Of someone who wishes they had been born to fight in WWII or Vietnam because they haven't had a chance to "prove" themselves like the generations that fought those wars did.
I absolutely guarantee you that "core" Maquis, people who didn't defect after a long Starfleet career but the actual colonists who are having to deal with Cardassia, do not have well-developed dorm-room bullshit philosophy about how the Federation is a weak, decadent state that has lost its way because of replicators, and isn't it so much better and nobler and purer to eat food you've grown yourself instead of re-sequenced protein molecules. Those guys are going to be concentrating on things like getting weapons to blow up Cardassians with. They are going to regard the position that the food they're scavenging is somehow better than replicated food as weird; they would love to have some replicators.
Eddington also gives off a strong whiff of not liking Starfleet because its overly cosmopolitan. It's the part of the Federation where all its different member species have to come together and get along, and so their unique differences do end up sort of sandblasted off at the edges in order for there to be a common Starfleet culture.
Eddington looks at this and sees cultural genocide, I think.
You know what? I honestly think it's a lot simpler than even this. I agree that all this dorm-room edgelord-ism is how Eddington presents himself, but I don't think that's the real reason he betrays Starfleet to join the Maquis and then makes his entire identity a series of long speeches about why the Federation sucks and is honestly just like the Borg. I think all that stuff is downstream of something very simple: they stopped promoting him.
Eddington's career was stalled out at mid-rank. He was never going to get a command, never going to be put in charge of anything too special or exciting. Even on DS9 he's playing second fiddle to Odo, for all that they're nominally on the same level. His future options were to retire and do something else, or accept that he's going to spend the rest of his life being the guy who puts other people's plans into effect. Some Starfleet officers take incredible pride in being those guys - that's the essence of O'Brien, for example. For Eddington it's a burning insult, and I truly believe that all his criticism of the Federation only came into existence once he started looking for a reason why they, not he, are the ones who suck.
(The really dark part, of course, is that if Eddington had just hung around in Starfleet a little longer, he would have gotten his war. And then maybe the people who had previously looked at his promotion application and concluded that his rancid personality stew had reached the absolute limit of where it could be contained by senior officers would be making a different calculation. He might have gotten a command after all, though what he would have done with it is anyone's guess.)