Flipperr

how are people 1000000000% straight i still don’t understand like have you seen girls and dudes like everyone is so fucking cute what the heck

IS ANYBODY ELSE SEEING THAT IT WAS PHIL THAT REPLIED WITH THAT^ ORRRR?

holy crap phil

i had to check about 50 times to make sure it wasn’t just a troll account omg

phil your homosexual is showing

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it breaks my heart when i hear things like ”no one needs a black cinderella” or ”nobody needs to see a disney princess with down’s syndrome” because i think of all the little girls crying at that very moment because they’re considered so worthless to society that imagining them as a beautiful princess is actually disgusting to people, and they won’t hesitate to tell them that

if you’re a girl & you say you’ve never been physically attracted to a girl you’re lying girls are fucking hot

A guy walks into a bar and sees 3 pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. The guy asks, “What’s this about?” The bartender replies, “Well, if you can jump up and slap the meat, you get free drinks for the rest of the night. If you miss, you pay for everyone’s drinks for the next hour. You wanna do it?” The guy replies, “Nah, the steaks are too high.”