Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

I saw a post on a terf blog before I blocked it from someone being like "Ummm is anybody else really concerned about the rise of antisocial kinks like pissing" and it made me laugh so hard I almost did a little antisocial kink myself

Friedrich Merz, looking at Germany's declining birthrate: "Unacceptable. We must cut parental leave down to 33% and prohibit people from switching to part-time work. That'll teach those lazy good for nothing no-child-having young people. That'll fix this economy."

Only 13% of Germans thinking Merz is doing a good job and that's from BEFORE he went "also you will need a doctor's note from day 1 and can't call that in either you will have to go there in person good luck lmao"... Hans-Peter let's go dust off the Guillotine!

dachte als bundeskanzler lernt man irgendwie, dass man die arbeitende bevölkerung nicht zum arbeiten motiviert, indem man sie faul nennt und per gesetz nötigt basically nie wieder krank zu sein, aber dann sehe ich fickarsch merz an und merke: man lernt es wohl nicht.

@nudelherz you'd wear this