heartbreak is the national anthem

my wife is constantly mocking me for how lightly done I like my toast. “your hot bread is done,” she says to me. disgusting

one of these days i’m not even gonna put it in the toaster, just gonna breathe real hard on the bread for a minute and you’ll be like “wow this is perfectly done”

“thank you so much for warming up my bread for me honey, I’m so glad we’re married, I love you” I say to you every time your mean little ass makes toast for me

taika waititi would not be afraid of using “toxic” by britney spears during a fight scene

oscar winner taika waititi would not be afraid of using “toxic” by britney spears during a fight scene

Absolute shenanigans

this is the best video on this whole website

i think an aspect of rape culture that we don’t talk about often enough is the whole myth that ur first time is supposed to be painful and a bloody mess. like i know the myth itself has been addressed and debunked many times but we don’t talk about how intrinsically that is linked with rape culture. the normalisation of sex that causes physical harm and pain from the minute u become sexually active is so tragic and awful? like generations of girls have been lied to and told that it’s ok for you to physically suffer during ur first time having sex and so many boys have been convinced it’s not their responsibility to make sure that like….doesn’t happen? the number of conversations i’ve had with girl friends and we’ve exchanged stories of our first times and so many of them were in so much pain they told their partner to stop and he was like “dw it’s supposed to hurt” and carried on…..? or friends who casually mention bleeding for literally days afterwards ??? like that’s something that’s totally normal and not a sign of serious physical trauma? rape culture is honestly so disgusting and so pervasive and women have to put up with so much and im like so tired of it 

the fucking wheezy laugh that just came out of my body

A travesty that this has no sound

i think we all really need to step back a bit with how we view celebrities like........we don't know these people. we are not their friends. we have a built up perception of them in our brains based on the parts of them they want us to see and the things we like to think they are. it's not real. let it go.

this is a mix of both "they will do things that disappoint you because they're real people and not your perception of them" and "don't invade their privacy because they don't know you and you don't know them" but also just "stop presuming things about people you've never met based on how they look or the way they behave in interviews"

I'm sorry but reputation is so brilliant. the way the production is so loud which reflects taylor's life during that period. how she cleared her throat in the first track, how she never admits she did something bad, just that they say she did, the storytelling in komh, the bridge in dress, the softness of ciwyw, the direct "no I don't like you" in lwymmd that makes me GLAD I'm not on the other end of that. the entirety of dwoht. the daaaaaisy in dbm. ugh just everything is so good I'm obsessed