the fool on the sea

You can't just nerf him without admitting that he was too powerful in his original form

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

“Terf is a slur used to silence us” dang bitch I wish it worked shut the fuck up

americans are sooo desensitized to guns and sometimes it manifests in ways that affect your media literacy. like remember in the first episode of sherlock when john watson opens up his drawer and you see a gun in there and youre supposed to understand that this is narratively significant and conveys his suicidality as well as his willingness to skirt rules and laws but the first time i watched it i was like oh well theres his desk gun. lots of people have those

As an American, I can agree completely.

"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url

My mom kept complaining that all of a sudden the Beatles are back and they're fucking everywhere and they're so obnoxious and were practically having an orgy in her garden under a cucumber leaf and that's when I realized she meant spotted cucumber beetles and not Paul McCartney

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

That's absolutely insane.

Nature red in tooth and claw ain't seen nothing yet

Can I get a eta on “this too shall pass”.

Paramore was right. Hard times

“but if i communicate it perfectly then they will understand me” WRONG 10,000 years of suffering

hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead