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Speaking nothing but facts for 37 seconds

When people say you need to listen to old people because they have wisdom, this is what it’s talking about.

all advertising needs to be destroyed im sick of ads on the free apps that *came with the computer i bought*.. on MY computer! im sick of 15 seconds of advertising before i watch a video made by a zillenial then paid to recite how much they love the new mocoa cocoa drink mix im sick of brands pretending to be my friend im sick of urban space used only to sell you products (later, somewhere else) im sick of subscription services im sick of copyright im sick of new roads for new customers for our new walmart im SICK!!!! burn it all down i can't live like this!!!!

you have this idea in your head that the only time you’re worthy of being loved is when you’re at your best. you’re still worthy of being loved when you’re at your lowest. you’re still worthy of being loved when you don’t want to go on anymore. you are still worthy of being loved even when you don’t love yourself. you are a human and therefore always worthy of being loved and don’t you fool yourself into thinking otherwise. 

WJY IS THIS SO FUCKING FUNNNY

IAMAB IM SCREAMING

literally half the reason i tag stuff on here is so i can go back and browse my own blog. i am my blog’s #1 fan

reblog this w your weirdest fear!!! mine’s balloons

I said weirdest not deepest! stop reblogging this w shit like ‘my life falling apart’ and ‘intimacy’ and have fun!! be scared of figurines or something damn

Rotten eggs... Oh God I can't even see them much less smell them dear god no

growing up reading fantasy books was such a bust cause your whole life you’re left wanting more from life and like there’s something missing and you’re just waiting for that missing part to begin but it’s never gonna come

"disgruntled pelican" I am positively WHEEZINGGGG 😂

Lmao nah but Watermelon Sugar actually belongs either right before or right after Cherry... I'm still working that out... 🤔