new pinned intro post for fun. what up i’m blake i’m 19 and i never fuckin learned how to read
uhhh i’m a chronically online chud i guess 😭 going to college soon though so yay
i do commissions but don’t have the info page on my strawpage completed yet, so just dm me for my prices + info :)
people say i’m a selfinsert mary sue slut, but the TRUTH is? i have 50 BILLION BOYFRIENDS, and they all LOVE ME, and ur just mad that i’m having WAYYY more FUCKING fun than you ever will. y’know, what’s your damage? maybe you should try having 50 billion boyfriends too, because maybe then you might not be such a salty jealous bitch! i’m just sayin…
i love those stupid ass zoobe bunny videos. anyways here are my 50 billion boyfriends
BLAKE’S OFFICIAL MULTIFANDOM YUMESHIP LIST (IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER, ALL HYPERSHARING)
Father/Benedict Wigglestein (Codename: Kids Next Door)
V (V for Vendetta)
Mad Hatter (American McGee’s Alice/Alice: Madness Returns)
Patrick Bateman (American Psycho)
Conquest (Invincible)
Agent Smith (The Matrix)
Franco Barbi (Outlast Trials)
Richard Trager (Outlast)
Eddie Gluskin (Outlast Whistleblower DLC)
Albert Wesker (Resident Evil series)
Victor Gideon (Resident Evil 9/Requiem)
William Mason (West of Dead)
Neon J (No Straight Roads)
Dr. TwoBrains (Wordgirl)
Sasha Nein (Psychonauts)
Sasha Nein again (my EVIL Psychonauts AU version of him)
Ganondorf (Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom)
Bowser (Mario Bros games… but also the movies lowkey)
Johnny Worthington (Monsters University)
Penndragon (literally my own oc bruh)
Loki (MCU/Marvel Comics) (but im low key a larp and havent actually read any of the comics or watched many of the movies with him in them or the show, i just like this guy and what i have seen/know about him and the concept i have of him and my selfinsert)
Darth Vader/Anakin Skywalker (Star Wars)
Megatron (Transformers, most versions/iterations)
Medic/Dr. Ludwig (Team Fortress 2)
Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune) (i like defernull tenna too tho 😛)
Hannibal Lecter (Hannibal NBC) (out my way, Will)
Papyrus (Undertale)
Pyramid Head (Silent Hill) (but mostly his Dead by Daylight variant)
Lobo (DC Comics)
The Pale Visitor (No, I’m Not a Human)
Cedric the Sorcerer (Sofia the First)
Nines/RK900 (Detroit: Become Human)
Simon (Iron Lung)
HAL 9000 (2001: A Space Odyssey)
John Ward (Faith: The Unholy Trinity)
Victor Sage/The Question (DC Comics)
King Dice (Cuphead)
W.D. Gaster (Undertale/Deltarune)
Banyue (Zenless Zone Zero)
Nanami Kento (Jujutsu Kaisen)
Angor Rot (Tales of Arcadia: Trollhunters)
Val Morando (Tales of Arcadia: 3 Below)
Gideon Graves/Gordon Goose (Scott Pilgrim Takes Off)
Canti (FLCL/Fooly Cooly)
Cooper Howard (Fallout TV series)
Doctor Phosphorus/Alexander Sartorius (Creature Commandos)
Gregory House (House MD)
Gyomei Himejima (Demon Slayer)
Krieg (Borderlands)
Ultron (MCU)
Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th)
Pitch Black (Rise of the Guardians)
Thrax (Osmosis Jones)
Raditz (Dragon Ball Z)
The Doomslayer (Doom)
AM (I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream)
The Hunter (Little Nightmares 2)
Kakashi Hatake (Naruto)
Freddy Yeti (Date Everything)
Wallace Wells (Scott Pilgrim)
Matthew Patel (Scott Pilgrim)
Senpai (Friday Night Funkin’)
Sven (Friday Night Funkin’ Soft Mod V2) (im so sorry Grace but fuck out my way)
The Dealer (Buckshot Roulette)
Agent 47 (Hitman games)
from here on out (after about #61) newer ones will be added to the bottom here….. yes ik i have awful taste you dont have to tell me this ❤️
i love being a hypersharing multishipper everybody have fun forever
bonus!!! my platonic/familial yumes too <3
Shadow the Hedgehog (haven’t actually decided which particular Sonic series iteration… just him in general ❤️)
Melvin Sneedly (Captain Underpants) (yes im serious im so maternal about him you dont understand)
Onomatopoeia (DC Comics)
Oswald Cobblepot/The Penguin (DC Comics)
Hellboy (Hellboy… lmao) (i AM attracted to this guy but my particular oc for this media has a more platonic relationship with him)
Rob (The Amazing World of Gumball)
