beck

Sorry for being incapable of answering a question without like 900 "It dependssss" prefaces. Unfortunately too many things depend on too many things

booty shorts that say “PEOPLE LIKE CERTAINTY MORE THAN THEY LIKE HOPE; THIS DOES NOT MEAN THAT PESSIMISM IS WISE” on the ass

*pressing the “more whimsy” button repeatedly*

i hope everything reminds you of me and i haunt you forever (flirting)

in retrospect I should have been a lot meaner to that man.

himbo this, bimbo that. in my day there was mambo, and there were five of them.

IDGAF who shot JFK #MoveOn

googling how to slip into a huge beautiful life meant for me

my favorite coworker told me the scenario she thinks of to fall asleep is she stumbles upon a baby sheep and has to raise it and it grows up and she has to shear it and she says she envisions shearing it so carefully that she always falls asleep at that part