with any sort of certainty

Even a broken clock is right twice a day

Sure, I guess that’s one way to look at it. 

They’re great for a quick run in the middle of the night for something

What do you know, turns out there’s actually something we can agree on.

True…

What’s your stance on bodegas in general, though? Aside from their coffee. 

Well I always make sure you have enough coffee so I don’t have to worry about a caffeine emergency

I mean, I usually try to also, but I guess things just weren’t on my side today. It happens. 

I’m sorry but when have you ever tasted bodega coffee that didn’t make you regret your decisions 2 to 4 hours later?

Or maybe you’re just getting your coffee from the wrong places. I swear they’re not all bad, especially in a caffeine emergency.

Clearly karma knows Bodega coffee is not legally allowed to call itself coffee

What did bodega coffee ever do to you?