INSANE

warning: if u talk to me after 4am i get weird and mushy and will most likely profess my undying love for u even if we don’t know each other

I’m crying 😂😂😂😂😂😩😩

everytime i see a dog in the street

i like the little map on doordash because you can watch your delivery driver completely miss your address in real time

daniel you are going in the completely wrong direction. let me help you daniel

daniel i am hungry. i am opening my mouth like a baby bird daniel

where’s the pic of that guy’s tinder bio where he says something along the lines of “well i’m a fat fuck with a big truck. welcome to the shitshow.”

thanks. this is literally the best tinder bio ever

in 4th grade i was introduced to the concept of “run-on sentences” by my teacher and i immediately raised my hand and pointed out that none of the sentences being used as examples were actually grammatically wrong at all and were just longer than most people can comfortably write/read and she made me sit in the corner and i feel like that shows a lot in my typing style on this hellsite

run-on sentences are adhd culture

Do you ever just go wow I have a lot of repressed anger

Be with someone who actually gives a fuck about your bad days

I too want a bunch of tiny bowls to hold spices in while im cooking but who’s gonna wash them....not I