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世の中に絶えて桜のなかりせば春の心はのどけからまし

Charlie? Mrs. Mortdecai, as you well know, I am a man of few words. I deeply, deeply love… my moustache. But… I have discovered… that I love you… more. Proceed. Would you really do that for me? For you, there is nothing I would not do. Well, in that case, Mr. Mortdecai, I should be very pleased if you would keep it. Really? I mean… Oh, darl… Your gag reflex. Try me. Pookie. I have never been so…

Signora, between Austria and Italy, there is a section of the Alps called the Semmering. It is an impossibly steep, very high part of the mountains. They build a train track over those Alps to connect Vienna and Venice. They build these tracks even before there was a train in existence that could make the trip. They build it because the knew some day, the train would come.