Here’s my Mediocre fan-content

I put Tino in between Gilbert and Toris so they don’t fight.

Alternatively:

I don’t think any of them would do anything OVERLY horrible (murder), but like… surely they get into drunken fights sometimes! Look me in the eyes and tell me that Finland never fought someone in a bar after drinking way too many vodka shots. Look me in the eyes and tell me that Iceland (A TEENAGER FOR YEARS, GOD, WHAT A CURSE) never made a graffiti in the dead of the night.

I also wonder if the nations’ bosses ever scold them about it. Did Spain ever have to listen to one of his officials go on about how “irresponsible” he is, while incredibly hungover, his blue eye covered by sunglasses? Do England or Prussia ever have to re-hide their weed/cocaine stash?