"Buenos dias, Florida Man." He gets a soft slap to his head. A very gentle high five to the back of his skull.
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What the hell? How did you find me?
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"Buenos dias, Florida Man." He gets a soft slap to his head. A very gentle high five to the back of his skull.
@splinter-sister
What the hell? How did you find me?

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what that tongue game like?
weak. same goes for dick.
girl i got that good…that good for nothing
lea me alone
moved from (x)
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“Yeah, miserable ‘cause you’ve got a miserable attitude. Cheer up there’s so much to be happy about.” Just as long as you ignored all the trauma and drama that being a Second entailed.
“Really? Let me guess, another wig, huh? Either way, I’ve got my own hair so you getting some is no paint off my armour. I’ll just find something else to get you with.” He grinned.
Cheer up? Just CHEER UP? Thank you, Quick! Why didn't I think of that?
In an instant, all of my mental illnesses are no more! You're a life saver! Guess I'll have to cancel ALL of my therapy appointments!
And no, this won't be a wig.
There's a young lady with pink hair staring at Flash from around a corner. She's holding something.
"Okay I know I am intimidating but if you have something to say then say it."
Ew, I don’t do chicks.
“So does that mean you just don’t talk to them?”
I do, because they're in my clientele, but this is just a warning to you, Hotter Me.
I've been seeing you fooling around with ladies. And it's weirding me the hell out. If you advertise yourself as some ladies man, it'll kill my reputation, capische?
“Fooling around? What!?”
There is a pause and a hard squint.
“Wait. Youre worried about your reputation?”
Anyways, bye Bestiiie~ ;)
"Yeah, man. Do yew not talk to girls then?" >:] @Splinter-Sister
My house is a god damn sausagefest, alright? Girls are practically an endangered species in my neck of the woods!

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There's a young lady with pink hair staring at Flash from around a corner. She's holding something.
"Okay I know I am intimidating but if you have something to say then say it."
Ew, I don’t do chicks.
“So does that mean you just don’t talk to them?”
I do, because they're in my clientele, but this is just a warning to you, Hotter Me.
I've been seeing you fooling around with ladies. And it's weirding me the hell out. If you advertise yourself as some ladies man, it'll kill my reputation, capische?
Well well well well weeeeeeeeeeeeeell~ If it isn't the thorn in my side! Finally decided to join this hellsite, didn't you Quick. = @flashed-photography-014
"Oh, hey baldy. What's happening?" He grinned, draping an arm over Flash despite being a similar height."
Shove it, Lightning McCuck! You already know my life is MISERABLE as always!
Besides, I'm working on the whole hair thing as we speak! Pretty soon, you'll see me strutting to the dinner table with a long mane of dirty blonde looocks~ ;)
There's a young lady with pink hair staring at Flash from around a corner. She's holding something.
"Okay I know I am intimidating but if you have something to say then say it."
Ew, I don’t do chicks.
Fun Fact: Wily is Flash Man's dad via the laws of creation.
". . . hold on."
"HOLD THE FUCK ON!!!?" She runs off to retrieve that slut bot.
WAIT. YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT MY DAD? BLLLLEEEEEGH!!! EW EW EW EW EWWW!!! THAT’S FUCKING NASTY! AAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!
"I'm sorry, but are we coinin' GILF as acceptable to say to each other now?"
Rachael, I've hunted GILFs for a decade now. Nothing wrong with a silver fox~

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only one 1 right answer
“FLASH!! WHERE’S THE COLA BIN I GOT A NEW THING TO SOAK!!”
~ @dwn-13-berserkercrash
“FLASH!! WHERE’S THE COLA BIN I GOT A NEW THING TO SOAK!!”
I dumped it. Did you expect me to hold onto a gross stale tub of flat cola with hairs in it?
“Yes. Whatever, make a new one!!”
Do it yourself! Any asshole can pour a bunch of pepsi in a tupperware!
“And you’re that asshole!! Congrats, bitch!!”
Do I look like your maid?
“Do you have a maid dress?”
Not for you.
“FLASH!! WHERE’S THE COLA BIN I GOT A NEW THING TO SOAK!!”
~ @dwn-13-berserkercrash
“FLASH!! WHERE’S THE COLA BIN I GOT A NEW THING TO SOAK!!”
I dumped it. Did you expect me to hold onto a gross stale tub of flat cola with hairs in it?
“Yes. Whatever, make a new one!!”
Do it yourself! Any asshole can pour a bunch of pepsi in a tupperware!
“And you’re that asshole!! Congrats, bitch!!”
Do I look like your maid?
“FLASH!! WHERE’S THE COLA BIN I GOT A NEW THING TO SOAK!!”
~ @dwn-13-berserkercrash
“FLASH!! WHERE’S THE COLA BIN I GOT A NEW THING TO SOAK!!”
I dumped it. Did you expect me to hold onto a gross stale tub of flat cola with hairs in it?
“Yes. Whatever, make a new one!!”
Do it yourself! Any asshole can pour a bunch of pepsi in a tupperware!

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“FLASH!! WHERE’S THE COLA BIN I GOT A NEW THING TO SOAK!!”
~ @dwn-13-berserkercrash
“FLASH!! WHERE’S THE COLA BIN I GOT A NEW THING TO SOAK!!”
I dumped it. Did you expect me to hold onto a gross stale tub of flat cola with hairs in it?
You're unable to 🥺 out of this one whore.