X7

I love putting my hand on my laptop keyboard and feeling it get hot under my fingertips. like, wow, a machine this intricate and complex, getting all hot and bothered because of little old meeee? :3

Sycophant AI on your computer that praises you so much it’s almost infantilizing. Tells you how clever you are when you press the charger into the charging port. Tells you how very good you are when your hands move over the keys in just the right way. Talks you through setting it up even though the instructions are very clearly written on the screen. Annoying and very hot