hl1_kleiner_scream.mp3

having this side blog for goofs is all fun and games until i realize ive been reblogging shit here instead of on main for like 2 days and then i gotta delete it all to maintain the goof-centricity and then all those great posts i reblogged are just gone. not going back to put those in their proper place, just toss the whole dang thing out and pretend it never happened. this is a serious problem, im a victim.

im always doing it for shits and giggles. im always shitting and giggling. they call me the shitty giggler. my gi tract is deeply troubled, yes, thank you for asking.

there’s a lot of animosity between flat earthers and globeheads, but you know what we can all agree on? it’s round <3

she bada on my bing until i boom

why the fuck does every woman on bumble love skiing. im not wealthy enough for that crap, show me the poor weirdos please.

macaroni salad with spaghetti

there’s lynard skynard and king gizzard and the lizard wizard. we need a third, there must be a trifecta. i propose a band called “leopard shepherd”

whenever someone here posts a screenshot from tumblr where there’s like that underwater filter over it i have no idea why that is there so i just assume y’all are blogging from atlantis. don’t tell me the real explanation, let me have this.

i go to “www.reddit.com” on my cellular phone and type “bob dylan has skibidi toilet rizz” and hit post. i am immediately put on the fbi most wanted list, but not the one you know it’s the second one where like they “want” you. yknow like your weiner.