flamingos & apples

I clicked fearing it would be Out Of Touch but, instead, it is perfectly splendid

OP is the last person who deserves to be defended here but surely if they were a clownfucker they’d be keeping all the clown shit on

Finally, a good take on this post

How do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humor

I was wondering where this was going and lemme tell you I fell out of my chair

was no one going to tell me shitty-car-mods-daily deactivated??? this is the worst fucking day of my life

I’m looking for ppl to shoot, if you’re in or visiting NYC, please let me know if something can be arranged.

I live in Staten Island please come kill me please

Oh shit I just read ya tags you talkin bout photography 👀 ma bad

"at least one"

now this is a gender binary i can get behind

Very generous of them to describe it as the "Thinking Period"

Electroshocks Georg has got something going on and I don’t know if I want to know what

stocks are fake. gay sex is real. it’s that simple ❤️

we’re both construction workers trying to level concrete but i keep drawing hearts in it with my finger while laying on my stomach and kicking my legs

People will say “write what you know!” But I know so little

What a perfectly brutal comment.

I'm going to Badwill. The evil thrift store.

salvation army

Imagine losing your place on the heart transplant list to prince philip only for him to die like 2 weeks later

Just dust it off it's probably still good

ten second rule