! milk punk ¡

I hate that after you hit 21 you run out of new privileges to earn. I think at 25 I should be able to use dynamite recreationally

You’re a mean one mr grinch isn’t even a Christmas song. Doesn’t even mention Christmas once. Just a dude dragging the hell out of the grinch for 3 minutes. Could be played on the radio year round.

feel like it’s worth noting that this was probably related, at least in part, to the fact that hulk hogan pretty much single-handedly prevented the wwf from unionizing on the grounds that he made more money than any of the other stars COMBINED and feared a union would decrease his pay. man’s a piece of shit on SO many levels.

I fucking hate James Tissot’s paintings because in ALL OF THEM there is ALWAYS someone staring right at you, but it’s not always immediately visible. You just feel watched by this mf. Sometimes the little shit is right there at the centre, but others the bastard is just gazing from the distance, it is CREEPY, my guys

I think this is hilarious. We’ve been caught.

It’s the price of being the hottie who just walked into the room

I know the study hypothesized that it’s because glasses wearers don’t touch their face as much. But as a glasses wearer, I think Fatsexybitch is onto something with #1.

Finally listened to all music! My favorite song was an untitled file called “ssssddsdrt66677888.ogg” that I found on a flash drive that I found in a landfill in Tunisia

[Bandcamp link here!]

Humans are REALLY INTO MAKING AND SHARING MUSIC, guys.

i wish british accents were real and weren’t just invented for the ppcu (peppa pig cinematic universe)

if you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises I’m killing you

see this never happens in spider solitaire for windows

seeing teens call 20 somethings "old" as a gotcha is so funny to me like you are priming yourself for one hell of an existential crisis in 5 years

Phase 1 : Travel to West Virginia Phase 2 : ? Phase 3 : Mothman

Phase 2: country roads