humans are meant to lay in bed awhile after they wake up and think and rest. we are not supposed to get up right away

you should commit to the bit of being yourself always

sorry boss, i can't make it to work today or ever again for the rest of my life becaus i don't want to

love it when you have a comfy shirt and then you wear the shirt and it’s comfy

how are people mean to stuffed animals one time i was trying to clean up my room and tried to justify giving away a stuffed animal by saying 'well its a little ugly' and immediately i was just overwhelmed with monstrous guilt and i understood the concept of a catholic hell and i was going there

The way dinner doesn’t exist until you make it. Hell world.

the fact that we see the moon & sunset almost everyday & still we go like WOW!!!!!!!!! WOAH!!!!!!!!THAT IS SO AMAZING!!!!!!! PRETTY !! that. just warms my heart fr

hey thanks for today i had fun [seeking reassurance that we are still on speaking terms]