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✅✅✅: somebody told me you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend that i had in february of last year it's not confidential i've got potential a-rushin' a rushing around

glad to see we're being normal on this one

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UNDERRATED TAG

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Thinking about something

Flamingos have balance aids built into their bodies, the new study finds. That lets them stand on one leg with little muscle effort. The stance is so stable that a bird sways less (to stay upright) when it appears to be dozing than when it’s awake.

Researchers learned more from the whole bodies of a few dead Caribbean flamingos that a zoo had donated to them. “The ‘ah-ha!’ moment was when I said, ‘Wait, let’s look at it in a vertical position,’” Ting remembers. All of a sudden, the bird specimen settled naturally into a one-legged lollipop stance. There was no way a dead bird could be putting muscle effort into keeping that position. So the body must have some built-in ways to hold this stance without effort.

i didn’t expect to get this far

SIR THIS IS THE SECOND FLOOR

You know, I’m a city girl so I’m usually scared of any wildlife but he’s actually pretty cute. I’m gonna call him Charlie

Charlie and I are already the best of friends I gave him a McDonald’s coupon because what if he’s hungry

He needs to spice up the look if we’re gonna be friends I’m helping him out with some band merch

I opened the window so Charlie could be free and he’s approaching it now. Looks like it’s time for us to part.

So I’m sober now and I almost had a fucking heart attack when I went to get my wallet