immortal

“Oh my goodness- I love your dress. You look adorable, but like not in a five year old way, y’know? Adorable as in ‘I’m too good for you and we all know it.’” 

Oh, you liked that?  I made that shit up just right now– alright, no, I actually thought of it last week and had been trying to figure out the best moment to use it since…  You know what would be fun? We could always go stare at another door instead of this one. So much fun.

“You’re not usually this funny so yeah, I thought so. Another door? That would be betrayal, Colin. I’ve gotten tight with this door, we tell each other everything and we were planning a sleepover just before you interrupted us.”

“I would have, but she’s far too unreachable.  That’s alright.  I’d prefer that my organs are not juiced.”

“I’ve actually read online that getting your organs juiced is a great way to get rid of the toxins in your body. But oh well, it’s your loss.”

“If you’re going to call me a princess, I’ll have to call you…a fairy. Yes, that’ll do. You, Bella, are a beautiful fairy.”

“In that case, does that mean I’m your fairy godmother? I am more than okay with that.”

“But… What if it’s a stranger. Isn’t that kind of weird?”

“It’s weird for about a millisecond and then I realize how hilarious it is. It’s a great way to make friends, I’ll tell you that.”

“Girl by the door right?”

“I’m glad you remember.”

I wasn’t being literal, silly.

“I really can’t top that, honestly. If I were you, I would have married them on the spot.”

“Bella. We’ve met.”

“But seriously, give me one good reason why I should.”

“You only live once.”

“You think so? I’m hardly a princess. Nice to meet you, Bella.”

“Don’t be so modest, Em. Though I’m pretty sure that is one of the many qualities of a princess. It’s nice to meet you, too! Your Highness.”

“ you got it spot on!– how’d you do that? “

“I used to have a little bit of experience with that. Then I realized that there are better ways to have fun than slowly kill myself on the inside.”

“I-I’m Emma.”

“Princess Emma, hm? Has a nice ring to it. I’m Bella.”

“But you don’t get caught, right.”

“Most of the time, I do. But I’ve learned not to let it bother me. My favorite types of people are the ones who join in the photo.”

“Oh, psh. Duh. Of course.”

“There’s really no shame in taking a selfie in public though. I do it all the time.”

Thanks, Bella! It’s a 2015 Charger Coupe and it’s kinda perfect.

Promise to take me for a ride someday?