the lonely grave of paula schultz

hermione: -sets teacher on fire-

hermione: have you checked the restricted section?

hermione: our only answer is polyjuice potion, brewed extremely illegally in the girls' bathroom. btw we have to steal the ingredients

hermione: we gonna fuCK time up, fuck what the ministry said, let's save a gd hippogriff and an escaped felon

hermione: -knitting hats- don't mind me, just tryna trick all the house elves into going free

hermione: -keeps a HUMAN BEING in a jar-

hermione: hey harry, u should lead us in a secret underground defense group. i'll make a sign up sheet. don't worry, it's hella cursed

hermione: oh, remember that human being animagus i captured? let's blackmail the shit out of her to get her to write an article for us

hermione: -uses confundus on mclaggen-

hermione: -obliviates her FUCKING PARENTS-

hermione: -runs away from school to fight the dark lord-