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TFLN Meme @tasedandconfused sent [text] I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes

[contact: Darcy] Yeah, that does prove to be a bit difficult [contact: Darcy] Because depending on the amount of heat you’re using to cook them [contact: Darcy] It could just boil the alcohol right out of them [contact: Darcy] But if you use a strong enough alcohol you should be fine

[ MSG: Parkour ] : should i put it in the icing. [ MSG: Parkour ] : does it even matter [ MSG: Parkour ] : maybe put it in both the mix and the icing [ MSG: Parkour ] : are you gonna want any [ MSG: Parkour ] : oh i should make them look like little pigs

#plot twist when they first met he did smthn mildly athletic and she gave him 'parkour' as a text name #the real question is if she knows who half of her contacts are since she gives them all nicknames #anyone she speaks to regularly she does #I WOULD GIVE ANYTHING TO BE LIKE THAT. ( main. )#IT'S LIKE A BLOG POST. ( short. )#selftrained

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&& @lovclyiism ;;

“ I... think it’s an iphone 8. I don’t have a headphone jack, it’s not really worth anything anymore and I kind of want the new one but it works enough so.. “

#lovclyiism #IT'S LIKE A BLOG POST. ( short. )#I WOULD GIVE ANYTHING TO BE LIKE THAT. ( main. )#i tried to leave it vague so u could reply w whoever

&& @selftrained ;;

“ Sorry, Ms. Potts isn’t in at the moment. Neither is Mr. Stark, so... is it something I can help you with, I guess? “

#selftrained #i lied youre getting a starter and a meme #I WOULD GIVE ANYTHING TO BE LIKE THAT. ( main. )#IT'S LIKE A BLOG POST. ( short. )

leaguc

INDEPENDENT AND SEMI-PRIVATE SIDEBLOG FOR DC UNIVERSE MUSES. INDEPENDENT AND SELECTIVE SIDEBLOG FOR MARVEL UNIVERSE MUSES.

FOLLOWS BACK FROM TASEDANDCONFUSED WRITTEN BY VEE READ RULES BEFORE FOLLOWING. BE AWARE IM A V PICKY PERSON WHEN IT COMES TO MY PERSONAL PORTRAYALS, NOT AS MUCH WITH YOUR OWN THOUGH.

TEMPLATE CREDIT

#promotes self before going and doing newest thingy thing #out.#sp.#these are sideblogs to here

&& @drunkenxenthusiasm ;;

“ Actually, this is a point and shoot taser. The ones that actually have to touch them directly means you already have to be super close to them to use it-- that’s not going to protect me much, is it? I have both, and I reprogrammed the voltage on them, but this one’s for when they’re at least two feet away from you. Will knock out even gods. Tested it before myself. “

#drunkenxenthusiasm #I WOULD GIVE ANYTHING TO BE LIKE THAT. ( main. )#IT'S LIKE A BLOG POST. ( short. )

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&& @starforcecommander ;;

“ I-- come in peace? That’s probably offensive, isn’t it. Crap, I just.. look, I promise I’m not an evil human. I mean, I don’t even know what makes a human evil, besides like, murder or general awfulness? Um.. yeah, please don’t kill me. “

#you liked on your old blog but throws for anyways #starforcecommander #im like months late at this point lol #she'll prolly pull a taser on him if she gets too freaked out but who knows if it would even do anything to him lmao #I WOULD GIVE ANYTHING TO BE LIKE THAT. ( main. )#IT'S LIKE A BLOG POST. ( short. )

&& @themuscs ;;

“ So, what’s that like exactly? It kind of sounds like twitter. “

#leaves vague so u can choose #technically u liked it on ur old blog but here u go #themuscs #IT'S LIKE A BLOG POST. ( short. )#I WOULD GIVE ANYTHING TO BE LIKE THAT. ( main. )

like this n you’ll either gets a starter or a meme!!!

#out.#as I try to go do starter calls #also this is le main blog for leaguc and initictive #pls love htem too I owe everyone everything on them

fjjdjdfjjffj

I gotta get off tumbs soon but heres this, you know the drill! Like n I’ll message you tomorrow maybe n we can talk abt stuff n things! DOES NOT HAVE TO BE ROMANTIC.

#out.#q

fjjdjdfjjffj

I gotta get off tumbs soon but heres this, you know the drill! Like n I’ll message you tomorrow maybe n we can talk abt stuff n things! DOES NOT HAVE TO BE ROMANTIC.

#out.#q

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fjjdjdfjjffj

I gotta get off tumbs soon but heres this, you know the drill! Like n I’ll message you tomorrow maybe n we can talk abt stuff n things! DOES NOT HAVE TO BE ROMANTIC.

#out.

I gotta get off tumbs soon but heres this, you know the drill! Like n I’ll message you tomorrow maybe n we can talk abt stuff n things! DOES NOT HAVE TO BE ROMANTIC.

#out.

i havent followed the m/cu canon here since maybe 2014 since i incorporated part of tdw into her why would i start now especially if she’s being put into a show with wendy white

#out.#when they replace olsen w a romani jewish woman i’ll give a fuck #until then i’ll just look for kat’s scenes elsewhere cause i aint givinf them shit for that lmao #what happened to kat joining taika at least wendy white isnt in that #‘give w/anda the credit she deserves!!!!’ honey thats not wanda wanda has reality altering powers and isnt white #shes a romani jewish woman and honestly since kats jewish she shouldnt be doing anything with wendy white #but if shes contracted i guess there isnt much of a choice there #d*sney shouldnt be forcing a jewish woman to work with a woman who actively insults romani and jewish culture after whitewashing her charac #but whos surprised at this point

This is my m/arvel muse sideblog, so I follow ppl back from here so I’m already following you from there if I follow you from here but I have like many of the characters on there and may add more and unlike d/sn/y I actually care abt these characters outside of my wallet so /zeepzepp

#I also have a dc one #I figure nobody here would care as much abt that one tho #anyways I also would liek to write on darcy more so /fingerguns there too #anyways i can't go to stores w cute journals at a discount i keep buying them #i have con neXT WEEK #and i neED MONEY #buT HERE I AM #I wanna write but i also wanna go to bed #since i have most of the day tomorrow anyways #out.

calzonekestis

“I don’t know Kevin, you tell me.”

Credit @stitchkingdom IG

#this is the only part of the entire panel I care about #out.#emily just ended kevin #for what he did to sharon what he did to jane what he did to everyone #seb and anthony look so proud #they're so happy to watch him suffer #enD THEM #the movies dont apply here and definitely dont apply to my sideblog #the only 'canon' i take is my own and lbr the one version of jane I rly accept is Jessie's #or non rip off versions I guess but I havent written w any lbr #except when bianca occasionally writes her but again she's not mcu based either lmao the mcu ruined itself #I will accept all new sharon footage for icon purposes but i also deny it #I am either currently writing or going to write all three of the important people here #feige idk him he's not real

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allofthefeelings

I can't believe how politely Emily van Camp told Kevin Feige to go fuck himself on stage.

allofthefeelings

KEVIN: "where has Sharon Carter been in the mcu?"

EMILY: "you tell me, Kevin."

#DID MY GIRL REALLY #FINISH HIM #out.#i'll do starters on here eventually but also my sideblog is where most action goes #since they get replied to the most n stuff so #shrugs

starforcecommander

𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐨𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐊𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐄𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞

✶ ❛ YON-ROGG ❜ ✶

praised for his success in the Kree-Skrull war, commander Yon-Rogg of the Kree military forces was crowned a hero. a devout warrior - unquestioning, conservative & inspirational. his methods are cruel, he’s feared by enemies and allies alike. charming like a gentleman and cunning as the devil, with hands made for killing and mouth for barking orders. hard shell on the outside, but oh, such a broken, broken boy.

independent, highly private & selective, semi-exclusive & mutually exclusive Yon-Rogg roleplay blog of the Captain Marvel movie. MCU compliant with slight comic references. multiverse & multiship.

commandeered by Rhea

#promo.#a beaut

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