These are random thoughts

in my next life i'm gonna be a rooster so i can sing people awake

I put 'maybe' on the front of each resolution to feel less guilty if I don't complete it

if cat had a life similar to humans would there be a drug cartel selling supplies of catnip

but when i'm neither they are both desperately try to strangle me

If no one is going to paint me like their French girl then paint me like a French fry

if it wasn't for the existence of gravity my thoughts would be less grounded

if the moon was made of cheese who would eat it? Would it be the cow since it jumped over it so many times

if I told you if I was a compulsive liar would you believe me

sugar is the closest thing I'll get to cocaine so when I'm at a party I'll use that to snort

Do you think if we gave everyone ice cream, there would be world peace

if we light stuff on fire things would be lit