change is good

3rd base is when i throw up at your house

What if there’s a cartoon or comic of a little nonbinary snail and they’re super cute and get up to little adventures, except the plot twist is their shell is actually sentient and a separate being with her own name and personality, and the two of them are in love and travel around discovering things together? Also they’re foodies and love trying new things, but they’re a snail and shell so it’s really just the snail eating different colours and shapes and textures of leaves, and the shell likes to hear what the snail thinks about every one, and takes little notes in her notebook. Sometimes they bicker or get cranky but they never get sick of each other.

truly do not understand workplace drama. we're stuck here doing stupid bullshit for 8 hours and you want to make it worse? But on the other hand I love hearing about arguments that are not and never will be my problem

I learned that dogs can steal each others life forces