Bring Back Fratricide

imagine the matsus realizing they dont have proper id in place before air travel scheduled in a little over a month so its the the precarious time period of technically u could likely get the replacement documentation in order just in time before going but its also equally likely to do the thing of arriving just after ur flight specifically and very pointedly and purposefully to humiliate u and make u have to cancel everything and be like errrrrrrrrrrrrrr er er er guess who lost their id teehee

my crisis was averted bc nothing bad ever happens to me and i always win. anyway imagine the matsus going to the licensing center and getting ragebaited and screaming after they walk out

todo would be so good at doing that obnoxious awful horrid vomit inducing influencer cadence i hate it when they cook their stupid little recipe and take their stupid little bite and have to make a whole little SUBTLE show of it like omg exaggerated mouth movements but not TOO much but obviously not something anyone NORMAL would do then looking off to the side while they do it eyes widen stare back at the camera nodding a bit like OMG! I HAD NO CLUE IT WAS GONNA TASTE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD! start pointing at it like we cant already fucking see the food bc its the only thing in the shot aside from the person and the video is obviously abt the fucking food. whatever. anyways yah he'd love doing it

kara's the type that makes the camera angle and editing look like he's fucking the food