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@five-and-thirteen

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Introducing: Us

I'm #13. I lived in Zone 1 for the majority of my life, but I live in Zone 3 now with #5. I like science-fiction, cooking, and cats. I don't really like talking, but you might still see me around. That's pretty much it.

I'll hand the phone off to her, now:

Hello hello. I am Number Five . I am Perfect. You all, muck . . . on the Under of my shoe . . . You need not understand Anything about me . I am Unknowable. You do not know me. If you do . No you Dont. Thirteen ... he love me : ) he loves me So Much . You could Not understand us. I like the Kitten, the one With the nice and big Smile . I love smiles So pretty. so tooth . And I like Foods. Your INgredients , my Dinners Plate . . .

#parody account #5 #13

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where beef

five-and-thirteen

H

☹︎

five-and-thirteen

heeheehee

where beef

five-and-thirteen

H

salt-woundroutine

How it feels.

five-and-thirteen

You get It

questionablemedisen

WHO WISHES TO TEST MY NEW NUTRITIONAL MEAT SUBSTITUTES! ITS FREE COME FIND ME!!

five-and-thirteen

meat

questionablemedisen

Aren't YOU an odd one! Want my meat? Substitute?

five-and-thirteen

i bite yoi

questionablemedisen

Wow! Fascinating, say.. If you sign these papers I'll let ya do that for longer! (With minor side-effects.. don't read too closely.)

five-and-thirteen

Mmmmmm papper Working art NOTE FOR ME sir Sir no nonono you People are all the Samess You . . You. Motherfuckerr Tking disadvantage of the Disadgvantage BITCH!

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questionablemedisen

WHO WISHES TO TEST MY NEW NUTRITIONAL MEAT SUBSTITUTES! ITS FREE COME FIND ME!!

five-and-thirteen

meat

questionablemedisen

Aren't YOU an odd one! Want my meat? Substitute?

five-and-thirteen

i bite yoi

questionablemedisen

WHO WISHES TO TEST MY NEW NUTRITIONAL MEAT SUBSTITUTES! ITS FREE COME FIND ME!!

five-and-thirteen

meat

ibu-400-mind-at-ease

i cant tell if the guy upstairs is wailing again o if life has just gotten to that point

five-and-thirteen

It's Piss me Off

Okay... she's not going out for a couple of weeks, if I can help it. She came home in the middle of the night talking about how "everyone is suffering, their sin is causing a sickness," which I suspect... is just a literal virus, or something... and I don't need her getting whatever's going around. I don't think she would make it.

Hot dog

Can thsi be real

five-and-thirteen

No

I’m gonna clock out

five-and-thirteen

Test me Nottt Boy . Relinquish Mine spirit from this Mortal Realm I Die Once and Rise Like the Fire Bird

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Hot dog

Can thsi be real

five-and-thirteen

No

five-and-thirteen

Might end up going hungry today. I doubt there's going to be anything... edible for sale, but I guess there's no harm in checking anyways. There's an alarming lack of real food here, I've noticed. It's all just sugar, sugar, more sugar... sometimes meat... more sugar. (Obviously I'm exaggerating, but it's frightening how little the average Zone 3 citizen cares about their wellbeing.) No wonder net profit is so low... nobody's got vitamins in their food. If your workers can't sustain their bodies, they're not going to live very long.

...More for me, I guess.

I might take a grocery trip back to Zone 1. I miss the produce. (That's about it, though. I hated it there. I hate it here more. I think she does, too.)

I unfortunately have to agree… It’s awfully inconvenient having to get groceries here, considering how quickly I go through food. Though, if you would like to, I’m happy to share what I have with you.

five-and-thirteen

I'm glad someone else can relate.

I appreciate the offer, but I think I have to decline. I would hate to be an additional drain on your pantry, since it seems like you're struggling enough already. Plus... from what I'm told, you have a full house.

Might end up going hungry today. I doubt there's going to be anything... edible for sale, but I guess there's no harm in checking anyways. There's an alarming lack of real food here, I've noticed. It's all just sugar, sugar, more sugar... sometimes meat... more sugar. (Obviously I'm exaggerating, but it's frightening how little the average Zone 3 citizen cares about their wellbeing.) No wonder net profit is so low... nobody's got vitamins in their food. If your workers can't sustain their bodies, they're not going to live very long.

...More for me, I guess.

I might take a grocery trip back to Zone 1. I miss the produce. (That's about it, though. I hated it there. I hate it here more. I think she does, too.)

yaoi ?

realgoodatmyjob

BOYS KISSING OTHER BOYS

why are you yelling

realgoodatmyjob

I ❤️ Yaoi

No one thinks I know what it is but let me tell you I do.

wlel im sure you are always kising boys porbably

Gulp.

I suppose there is. One guy. I would like to kiss him more but he is always at that damn job.

the other one I don’t think I should.

ayou just seem like you kiss boys

Well I would kiss girls or anyone else too but I seem to be surrounded by men and men adjacent people.

five-and-thirteen

patriarchy this Is So Fucked

i think jones is at work. i sneak into kitchen have a snacks

five-and-thirteen

spare an Treet For The Sweet (Me )

in clorset

five-and-thirteen

Heehee Onn My way. skitter Skitter

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i think jones is at work. i sneak into kitchen have a snacks

five-and-thirteen

spare an Treet For The Sweet (Me )

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