❛ fitz ❜gerald

tori: yeah yeah that's what they all say

tori: true, but idk something about u seems to really get under his skin. u sure u didn't sleep with his ex wife or something?

tori: smh i thought i turned that off 🤦🏻‍♀️

tori: orrrr you can just take a cold one instead :)

fitz: lmao. it’s much more petty than that.

fitz: my mom told me she turned him down for a school dance back in middle school. found that one out after my first ISS.

tori: maybe so. but we're all a little weird deep down. some of us are just better at hiding it. some of us don't really care to.

tori: yeah, bc lbr you probably would've been the first to get one. :p tell me, what did u do to earn a personal vendetta from simpson?

tori: stalker

fitz: i'm pretty fuckin' normal, thanks much.

fitz: where to begin... well, for one, i casually spray paint dicks on his mailbox.

fitz: i picked you up last time. also, if i really wanted to, ur oomfchat location is on.

tori: mmm i wouldn't be surprised if u did a lil of both

tori: i had fun? 🤷🏻 it sure beat binge watching riverdale and makeup tutorials all night. plus i heard he was passing out detentions like candy the day after. must not be a fan of ur artwork.

tori: -sends addy-

fitz: well i mean you are pretty hot but that's a little weird. sounds more like a connor or hunter kind of thing.

fitz: not going to lie, i'm disappointed i didn't get to see him be pissy for a few days. but i'm glad i dodged the detentions.

tori: no kidding, what have u been doing in there all by uself all this time?

tori: or do i even wanna know?

tori: good, cuz i'm gonna break u out. since u showed me such a good time last time it's my turn anyway. and before u ask no hints! those are the rules

fitz: a lot of time on your hastygram.

fitz: fucking sike. i’ve been rotating shots of Rock n Rye and NyQuil

fitz: smoking by the train tracks and spray painting a dick on

simpson’s mailbox? you’re easy to please.

tori: soo u over ur disease yet?

tori: say yes bc i wanna hang out

fitz: i don't think you understand how much its pained me to be home all weekend.

        ❝ Maybe you just aren’t sharing with the right people. ”

“i knew you had cooties”

“no, i mean you’re gross. back up, shoo.” she said motioning him away from herself. “i’ve got enough to worry about without getting mono.” 

‘‘Isn’t that most people’s golden rule by now?’’ She questioned.

“What the fuck is tonsil hockey?” 

“I thought you’d learned your lesson by now, Fitzy. Need me to bring by some soup? – Just please don’t infect me.”

“Mono? Oh, that’s awful! You should get tons of rest this weekend – poor thing. Dad will totes understand if you need a few days off from the Cantina!” 

“that’s so gross. i hope you know that.”

Bianca: fucking liar.

Bianca: yeah, that's what i fucking thought. rude ass.

Bianca: i have ways to shut you up. O is on his own.

lola: hey, i'll take alright! esp if it's from you!

lola: you're amazing thank u! my dad adores you! you're one of his fav customers :)

“Finally October. I’m typically not into the whole 'haunted house’ frenzy. It’s a little overdone, but I might give it a go this year. What about you?”